On this date, 2015 yours truly made his debut post in the Macho Man thread. After having endured the uneducated, mouth breathing derelicts that congest the Stern Forum for far too long, the enlightened and informed debate offered in the Macho Man thread has proven to me that an oasis of santity, reason, and intellect can exist amongst this repulsive wasteland that you cretinous humanoids expend your energies upon. My copious thanks and congratulations are extended to the legendary @TallTyrion for creating and moderating that very conclave. Further thanks go to the immortal @LawyerLarry, without whom none of this would be possible. My sincerest gratitude to @ljc , whose wise and timely counsel has proven invaluable as I have charted my course to becoming the intellectual savior of this colloquium. And of course @Biff DiBiase, the wisest and most generous counterpart that one of my immense cognitive prowess could ever hope to encounter in this world or the next. This is neither boast nor hyperbole, but a simple statement of fact: @Biff DiBiase is a better person than you, and you do not deserve the privilege of so much as ingesting the carbon dioxide that he expels. I very much look forward to the next year in the Macho Man thread. As most of you are despicable skunks, I must assume that you have already been banished and barred from entering this veritable Eden, so please do not attempt to tred where only immortals may.