This dawg's analysis: khalesi

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ok. So Howard intends on misusing the word khalisi. Let's go a bit into this metaphor and see what we can find...

    According to the tv series and the book, the khalisi metaphor is being misapplied here. A more apt name for Beth would be the witch doctor that tried to heal the khal, but instead took his powers and left him brain dead.

    In fact, the khal was successful before her arrival, but tool a turn for the worse after she showed up. The khalisi, on the other hand, had no ill affect on the khal, and instead righted the wrongs of the evil doctor.

    A more proper character for the khalisi to represent us
    The fans. Before, while he enjoyed fame, he was able to have his way with the fans, until the fans otherwise put him out of his misery upon trying to accept Beth.

    Now the fans roamed the vast wasteland in search of a future, knowing only what the khal has taught us. We came upon our quarth
     
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    Ok. So Howard intends on misusing the word khalisi. Let's go a bit into this metaphor and see what we can find...

    According to the tv series and the book, the khalisi metaphor is being misapplied here. A more apt name for Beth would be the witch doctor that tried to heal the khal, but instead took his powers and left him brain dead.

    In fact, the khal was successful before her arrival, but tool a turn for the worse after she showed up. The khalisi, on the other hand, had no ill affect on the khal, and instead righted the wrongs of the evil doctor.

    A more proper character for the khalisi to represent us
    The fans. Before, while he enjoyed fame, he was able to have his way with the fans, until the fans otherwise put him out of his misery upon trying to accept Beth.

    Now the fans roamed the vast wasteland in search of a future, knowing only what the khal has taught us. We came upon our quarth and we have our dragons.

    The khal is dead
     
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    Also: our agent was dispatched to sfn, but only his head and horse returned.

    We turned to The qarth-like sanctuary of sfsn, but we're ousted until we finally found our pentos at dawgs.

    Our dragons are the tenets that the Howard stern show of old taught us. They're more valuable and far
    More of an asset than gold.

    We are the khalisi.
     
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    Fuck, I had a few afternoon drinks and I missed the show. Can I still be a part of this gibberish?
     
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    I am very glad that I do NOT know any of these references.
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    The Khalesi tamed him and changed who he was, and that's why he ended up dead - getting into a fight on her behalf. His own men saw him as weakened and taking orders from her.
     
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    :lol:nice


    To the OP~According to the TV series and the books the
    correct spelling of the title is Khaleesi, plus Khal Drago is a famed nomadic horse-lord.

    That's right a Horse-Lord.
     
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    Nice take but I think SFSN was Ned Stark. Mutt, aka King Joffrey, fucked up his own kingdom and was responsible for the beheading of SFSN. Dawg, aka King of the North took all of the wayward posters in and has created his own paradise that exists outside of any Stern Ruled realm. Yes, I am a fucking geek who loves Game of Thrones. Beth is just one of the various whores that reside in the castle(The Hamptons).
     
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    good stuff you should check it out.
     
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    :artiejj:
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I'm surprised no one thought of Howard as Renly with a beard for a queen.
     
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    I was also glad I didn't know, but now that I do know its fun.. As calling Beff Khalesi gives her a bitch fit :hhh:
     
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    Beff is more like one of the random whores that the midget Lannister partied with.
     
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    The khal may not be Howard after all. Might be more
    Fitting to represent the khal with Howard's career or his relevance.

    If we represent dawg as the log of the north... One thing you should know: rob stark dies soon(ish)...
     
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    Unless the show deviates from the book, completely.

    My favorite characters are John Snow, Arya and Tyrion.
     
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    Have you guys seen the video of beth with her brothers.

    She's obviously Cersei Lannister
     
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    I don't understand this at all.. I have never watched the show :duhme::crazy:
     
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    I SO fucking hate that bitch. I can't wait for her and Joffrey to get decapitated and mounted on a stake.
     
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    He did spoil it for those people who haven't read the books yet, which is a douchebag move in my book.