Stern Show This day in cock talk

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  1. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    The Lenny Dykstra interview was actually going well until yes the cock talk. How big was Daryl Strawberry's cock? Was it veiny? How big was it soft? Is it true he taped it to his leg? How big is your dick? Are you circumcised? Can I facefuck your dick?
     
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    Howard is all about the cock.
     
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    Didn't listen, but Lenny Dyskstra would be S fascinating interview (for me). If what you're saying is true, and that he went straight for dick talk, that's a hugely wasted opportunity, in my opinion.
     
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    Loved Billy Bean talking about Lenny in Moneyball.

    The main character in Moneyball is Billy Beane, the general manager of the Oakland A’s. Billy Beane started out as an unbelievably gifted young athlete–he could do anything on almost any playing field. Hesucceeded at everything. He was a scout’s wet dream, and ended up getting drafted right out of high school into the major leagues.

    And then Billy’s troubles began.

    If there was one thing Billy was not equipped for, it was failure….He didn’t know how to think of himself if he couldn’t think of himself as a success….The moment Billy failed, he went looking for something to break.

    Despite his tremendous physical abilities, his inability to mentally deal with his failures is what separated him from the successful players he sat next to on the bench, like Lenny Dykstra:

    Physically, Lenny didn’t belong in the same league with him. He was half Billy’s size and had a fraction of Billy’s promise – which is why the Mets hadn’t drafted him until the 13th round. Mentally, Lenny was superior, which was odd, considering Lenny wasn’t what you’d call a student of the game. Billy remembers sitting with Lenny in a Mets dugout watching the opposing pitcher warm up. ‘Lenny says, “So who’s that big dumb ass out there on the hill?” And I say, “Lenny, you’re kidding me, right? That’s Steve Carlton. He’s maybe the greatest left-hander in the history of the game.” Lenny says, “Oh, yeah! I knew that!” He sits there for a minute and says, “So, what’s he got?” And I say, “Lenny, come on. Steve Carlton. He’s got heat and also maybe the nastiest slider ever.” And Lenny sits there for a while longer as if he’s taking that in. Finally he just says, “Shit, I’ll stick him.” I’m sitting there thinking, that’s a magazine cover out there on the hill and all Lenny can think is that he’ll stick him.’”

    The point about Lenny, at least to Billy, was clear: Lenny didn’t let his mind screw him up. The physical gifts required to play pro ball were, in some ways, less extraordinary than the mental ones. Only a psychological freak could approach a 100-mph fastball aimed not all that far from his head with total confidence. “Lenny was so perfectly designed, emotionally, to play the game of baseball,” said Billy. “He was able to instantly forget any failure and draw strength from every success. He had no concept of failure. And he had no idea where he was. And I was the opposite.”
     
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    Overall it's a good interview. Dykstra is an interesting guy but man you learn a lot about his dick
     
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    Same. I was interested in listening to this interview because Lenny's such a mess, and planned on tuning in, but forgot when it was happening. Now that I know it's nothing but cock talk--hard pass.
     
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    Howard: did u get a lot of pussy in high school?

    Dykstra: oh I was a pipe cleaner
     
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    I dont even have Sirius anymore, so I suppose it is a moot point....

    I guess a little bit of it is okay...its kind of the nature of the beast.

    This would be a great episode to have Artie around for. Dykstra was a key participant (baseball and otherwise) on two of the most infamous teams in baseball history (80s Mets, and 90s Phillies), and Im sure hes got some wild stories that Artie could drag out of him.
     
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    im sure he did and it was
     
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    On Steve Carlton..."Who's that big dumb ass out there?" LOL

    It sounds like Lenny might be a cunt hair away from being a "conqueror".
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Howard could be talking to Mother Teresa, Ghandi or Jesus and the interview would curve to cock talk at some point. It's insane. :snicker:
     
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    Doubling down on the "cock talk" is all Gunky has left, that Marci approves of, where he thinks he can still come off as "controversial". It's just that he's too out of touch to realize that there's nothing controversial about it any more, it's just annoying and creepy. And now that he's in his 60's, he's only coming off as a bigger "old queen" than Liberace.
     
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    Howard ran out of things to talk about. Just cock talk and grab the money.
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Who is Lenny Dykstra? :chair:

    Baseball guy right?
     
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    You've said it all.
     
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    I would bet anything that Marci does not approve of the lustful cock talk, but all of the mind-mapping and brand management and inbox clearing in the world couldn't break Howard's spirit when it comes to 9-inchers. (Sixteen years of intense psychotherapy haven't been able to do it, either.)
     
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    yeah but with a crazy off-field personal life, i remember about a decade ago he was being hailed as a financial genius, but you hear the guy talk he sounded dumb as a fucking brick. turns out it was all smoke and mirrors...REALLY interesting story..he even bullshitted that mad money cramer guy on CNBC google him
     
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    I think it's very "non-threatening" to female listeners because he's essentially emasculating himself and his guest. As long as he doesn't go into openly mocking gay men (hooooooooogah!!!) aka "hate speech", I think Marci is fine with it.
     
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    Words to live by.
     
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    Marbles and cock make Wiggys world go around.