This dude on facebook Thinks I'm a Finnish Woman

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  1. Jewlican

    Jewlican The Pig sticker!! Gold

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    We've been exchanging posts and such. He thinks that I look like this
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    What's a good plan to get him to send me an assload of free stuff and/or money?
     
  2. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    Dude, no. Mine is less pretty heh heh
     
  3. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    Single mom too. Makes her more vulnerable.
     
  4. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Wow. Do even remotely look like her?
    I might be interested and have lots of free stuff and money.
    Deals off if you pee standing up though.
     
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  5. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    Good try, A+ for effort!
     
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  6. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car? Gold

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    Very clever
     
  7. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit VIP

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    Ask him about his ancestry.. .mess with his head...
     
  8. Big Bad Booey

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  9. Bryce

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    I'd fuck you.
     
  10. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    tell him how men in your country are uninteresting. boring, and small. you are not satisfied.
     
  11. captbill

    captbill Well-Known Member

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    OK, I'm game. Show us what you REALLY look like.
     
  12. Winston Ono

    Winston Ono Well-Known Member

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    Are you going to Ostrosky him?
     
  13. newcastlefan

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    Tell him you are from Oslo, then send him a photo of gp2
     
  14. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    I'm here, you idiot. You just blew your long con.
     
  15. larryluncg

    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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    first off are you a woman in real life?
     
  16. Pooh bear

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    Why do I feel like I'm in the Bar? :nooo:
     
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    WOW, you're awfully cute.

    Ever come to Jersey?
     
  18. Imus O Sternsky

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    Tell him to give you 500 million dollars and you will bring him 20 million listeners. Don't laugh, this bullshit scam has worked before
     
  19. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You should visit him and blow him and ask him for $20.
     
  20. Rescued Owl

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    Tell him that you just lost your job selling door to door food subscriptions and you don't have enough money for frozen pizzas and juicen.
    That will get him to open up that wallet.