WTF This ever happen to you?

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    so I'm sleeping away...

    Then, all of a sudden, I'm jolted awake by a sensation that I'm not breathing...

    ... To find out that I'm not breathing. I can't seem to inhale, so I exhale as much as I can. That seems to free something up enough that I can start to inhale a little... Then a little more... Then a little more.

    When I can finally manage to get a lung full of air, it's as if there were some acidic vomit that's made it down my windpipe. I'm able to cough that free and then resume normal breathing...

    Happened to me once a couple years ago, but it's been happening about once a quarter now... Dr says nothing to it, just a bit of reflux...

    Wtf?
     
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  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Could be acid reflux, but could also be the beginning stages of sleep apnea. Might be worth a sleep study if it continues to happen or happens more frequently.
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    yes, I run to the nearest website and see if things are the same all over. Then I realized I'm a fucking dipshit and the world still turns like sands of time through the hour glass! [​IMG]
     
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  4. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Sleep with yer mouth closed, so the boogie man can't jizz in it anymore.
     
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  5. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Might want to get a 2nd opinion. I've heard that constant breathing is an important part of living.
     
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    Wow, sounds like sleep apnea,
    Be careful with that…
    Get another opinion.
     
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  7. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    That happened to a friend of mine once.
    He died the next day of brain-beatles.
    True story
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Xuxu will feast on this.
     
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  9. Beth143nacho

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    Xuxu doesnt have enough money to feast.
     
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    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    Happens to my wife from time to time but she can't breath because I am jamming my cock in her mouth
     
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  11. HowieStearn

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    it's sleep apnea. its common, I have it. it has health implications, you should google it
     
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    Definitely acid reflux. Scary as shit for about 3 seconds, especially because you're still half asleep
     
  13. bennymuso

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    Me me me.
     
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    Use an extra pillow to elevate your head a little bit.
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Just read that back pain book Howard talks about. Look how normal he is. I would also cut down on your portion of almonds and wear a scarf
     
  16. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    That's funny I feel that way every time I'm about to ejaculate a hot load of bleach
     
  17. Jewlican

    Jewlican Not this shit again! VIP

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    It's not sleep apnea. What's happening is that a little troll is stealing your breath as you sleep! You need a cat to protect you as you sleep.



    Ask Drew Barrymore.
     
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    Yeah, sleep apnea and acid-reflux is a real thing. Tilt the bead and raise the back headboard so your head is higher than your feet, and you may find you breathe better and don't get that acid shit in your throat during the night.
     
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    She'll drum circle like a motherfucker.