Entertainment This Famous Comedian Is Engaged to Actress Jessica Lowndes

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  1. EndOfLine

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    The surprise fiancé of a mostly unknown TV star 31 years his junior named Jessica Lowndes, who revealed their relationship to the world after a series of teaser Instagrams suggested she’d become engaged to her “sugar daddy.”

    It all started with a photo of a “proverb” Lowndes posted on Instagram. Or, I guess it actually started when the mystery man’s parents decided to rely on the rhythm method, but never mind that. Lowndes posted this photo:


    Thai Proverb, you say? Let’s not dwell on that. Anyway, after suggesting she was dating an old man who liked munching on her grass, she posted this:



    This is the one that really got the rumor mill going. Who did this liver-spotted hand belong to, and why was it clutching her inner thigh while she was operating a motor vehicle?







    ... and the answer is....



    :jj:

    http://jezebel.com/this-famous-comedian-is-engaged-to-actress-jessica-lown-1767479189
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    FUCK YEAH JON :cheer:
     
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    You're just jealous of their love.
     
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    Lucky fat bastard but good for him always liked his comedy style
     
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    good for him
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Actually I'm uh...I'm the President of that organization!


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    Why, in a million years, would a beauty like her be with an old fat curmudgeon like him?




























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    Good for him never heard of Jessica Lowndes tho
     
  11. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    High school high!
     
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    She's marrying him because he is... funny. Yeah... that's it, funny.
     
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    I thought he was gay?





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    Good for him and he was still one of the funniest on SNL ever
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    What in the Wide World of Sports?!?
     
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    Proof that money and fame can truly buy you happiness.... Or at least a fucking hot trophy wife.
     
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    Saw this earlier--thought it may have been a joke but nope. Good for them, life is short.

    She's 27, old enough to know what she's doing. Maybe he's great in the sack or makes her laugh a lot. Or both.
     
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    Yeah....that's the ticket.
     
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