News This fucking cat and dog are both retarded.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Every fucking day, I have to feed these two like their fucking lives depend on it. Both of them.

    Each one has their own separate food and water dish. Each one gets their own specific type of food. Dog food for the dog, cat food for the cat. And they get the fucking mid-shelf shit too, not some bottom shelf bullshit.

    So today, after a long hard day of work, I get to come home to feed these two. After which, I was able to rip a couple of dabs, when I look down, and find they are now eating out of each others bowls.

    :facepalm:
     
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    XuXu Well-Known Member

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    pics?
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Too late, all the food is scarfed up now.

    No thank yous, just straight to their hiding spots for MORE sleep.

    Fuckers.
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    #ElderlyMusings
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    #wantwhatyouhave
     
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    Feed them in separate rooms.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    That would piss them off. :worried:
     
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    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    Clinton cratering is really doing a number on old stinky-hair
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Cratering?

    If cratering means that her chances of winning are down from 87% to 85%. :rofl:
     
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    CKY Mejor Que Nada™

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    Dabbing is pretty sweet
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    It's a good way to get home from work. :smile:
     
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    Yeah mine do that. My dog isn't above eating fresh cut turds out of the box too.
     
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    Maybe you can put the cat's food in the dog's bowl and vice a versa.
     
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    2 votes for Hilary
     
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    Put the cat's food in a higher spot? Dogs aren't bad jumpers, but they aren't elite atha-letes like cats.
     
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    Obviously they both need to be put down. Bad news, but what are you going to do. You're out of options.
     
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    Fascinating stuff. When your day is so exciting that after you come home and clean up all the cat and dog shit off the floor you get to see them eat each other's food....no wonder you're a internet legend.

    You must be a hoot at the nursing home.
     
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    what kinda dabs? They're they only THC containing thing that made me feel "too high" or have anxiety... tried it but was overwhelmed >__< I'm sure your tolerance is already high but if its not dabs can be terror!
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    They put up with you everyday, Dave. Cut them some slack.