This girl at work has a fat ass and I'm not handling it very well.

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  1. Lucky Pierre

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    It's all I think about.

    I try not to stare and obsess but I've reached the point of no return where I'm in too deep.

    When I talk to her (which is frequently because we work together in the same area), this is all my brain processes:

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    Everything else is in slow motion. Anything anyone says sounds like Charlie Brown's teachers.

    Then something happened the other day that I wasn't prepared for. Let me take a step back and explain. This girl is young, hot, blonde, in pretty good shape otherwise, except for her huge fat ass. Something very close to this:

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    Here's the deal... she's been slowly (but steadily) gaining weight and 100% of it is going to her ass. The more weight she gains, the more turned on I am.

    So the other day I walk into our breakroom at our office (I live in California) and she's sitting there at lunch eating a giant cheeseburger and a huge order of fries from Carl's Jr. Even more food than in this pic, all spread out:

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    So not only is she not dieting, she's totally stuffing her face with the exact opposite of the type of food she should be eating... and she's doing it work in front of everyone. It took every once of strength I had to not go into the men's room and masturbate right there. It was a different story once I got home as you can imagine.

    I'm not sure what to do next. This isn't healthy.
     
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    You better tap that ass soon.
     
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    :lol: :jj: :rofl: :cwl::haha::backlol2: :lol:

    Post of the year!
     
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    "What to do next" is obvious... covertly get a pic and post it here. :grad:
     
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    Yeah fag, great thread idea, but get some pics of this epic ass for all of us. If not stop making threads and continue beating off wondering what it would have been with real life pics.
     
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    What kind of outfits is she wearing at work?
     
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    Who the fuck is THIS faggot?
     
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    Best Thread Ever
     
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    You have to marry her.
     
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    [video=youtube;Bf4yHgXdjPY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf4yHgXdjPY[/video]
     
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    Valid question. I was wondering the same thing but didn't think to ask... for some reason.
     
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    This is correct.
     
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    Who is this girl? I'd like to eat granola from her asshole.
     
  19. Lucky Pierre

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    Good question.

    Her outfits usually consists of chick office style pants. However... they would get tighter and tighter and tighter with all the weight she's gained. It got to the point where, even though she was wearing a perfectly reasonable dress khaki pants, she might as well have been wearing yoga pants because they were so tight and clung around her ass. It was perfect. So inappropriate to wear clothes that tight to an office environment.

    After lunch, she would put her hands on her stomach, joking around about how full she was. I would instantly get a painful erection when I heard that. I had to sit or turn a different direction to not expose myself.


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    Just the other day, however, I'm talking like Monday of this week. She came in with a brand new pair of pants that were much looser and baggier. So the part of her that understood what was happening does disappointment a little.
     
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