This Guy Followed Me in the Shitter

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  1. Mr. Potato Head

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    Pisswut?
     
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    It's tough to poop under that kind of pressure. :crying:
     
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    ohhhmmmm...

     
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    Did he tap his foot under the stall?
     
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    I tell you guys about the bathrooms at my side job? its major WTF
     
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    Go on.
     
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    sounds gay
     
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    its a major attraction. they brought in banks of unisex porta pottys. fine ok but when you go in the tops and bottoms are open. the walls dont go all the way to the ground, so theyre just like a regular bank of stalls in any public restroom. so I sneak away to go take a shit that probably registered on the richter scale and a woman goes in the stall next to mine and starts blowing ass herself!

    really, WTF!
     
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    So you Big faggy could be trying to go pee next to a big old guy taking a massive chili cheese fries shit. wouldnt that be nice
     
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    I used to have nightmares about stalls being too short or non existent, but never unisex. Why are they doing that?
     
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    I have no earthy clue. maybe because women are such a pain in the ass when it comes to going to the bathroom. this gives them more bathrooms. it was seriously Fd up IMo
     
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    Not without the regular full partition. I don't want to see anyone of either gender. I went to an awful summer camp when I was a kid and they took the doors off the stalls in the girls' bathroom as punishment for not keeping it clean. everyone found this lone port a potty to use instead for privacy and by the end of the week you were almost sitting on your own filth in there.

    Too long of a post, but it hurts still!
     
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    He had a wide stance.
     
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    I love the way peeps describe their shits like they are pre-determined by whatever they ate in the last 8 hours. Taco shits...beer shits...burger shits. I shit every day and the only difference I see is when I eat corn.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    You should try going next to a very old woman. They grunt like water buffalo.
     
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    I forgot I made this thread. :jj:




    I may need an intervention. :crying:













    Or a blowjob. :yay:
     
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    I went to drop a deuce in kindergarten, next thing I know the door was kicked open and every boy in the class was pointing and trowing shit at me while laughing their asses off. needless to say I never took a dump at school again
     
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    smear shit all over the place too
     
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    Suck it up, Sally.