This Guy Is Going to Be Eaten Alive by an Anaconda For TV Ratings

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  1. baci

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    This Guy Is Going to Be Eaten Alive by an Anaconda For TV Ratings
    By Christopher Spata
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    Image via Discovery
    This anaconda don't want none unless you're wearing a specially-designed suit that prevents it from digesting you, hon.

    Actually, we have a feeling the anaconda really doesn't want none of this, but hey, science ratings.

    The Discovery Channel plans to air a special titled Eaten Alive in which an idiot naturalist named Paul Rosolie will be eaten alive by an actual anaconda while he's wearing a snake-proof suit covered in pig's blood (to make him more appetizing).

    There is already a petition on change.org referring to the special as "animal abuse to the highest degree" and calling on people to boycott the network.

    Network reps have assured Entertainment Weekly that it's not a hoax, the magazine reports. Here's the promos that have been released so far.



    Eaten Alive is set to air on Dec. 7.




     
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    let's hope everything goes wrong
     
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    It's already been filmed, and apparently the guy is still alive... jes sayin'...
     
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    How's the snake?
     
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    He should have done it on AGT for the big bucks.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    do you know if the snake actually ate him? I will definitely watch it.
     
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    hope they didn't kill/cut open the snake? fck the human!
     
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    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    :nocheer:
     
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    Fucking sick fucks. Animals should be killed only for food, otherwise you're a cock sucking asshole.
     
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    Yeah $25K a year for 40 years.
     
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    Who loves you, and WHO DO YOU LOVE?

    We're almost there.

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    If the snake shits him out or throws him up, I'm in!
     
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    Bah. Animals should never be killed for food.
    Thats worse than what this guy is doing.
     
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    Yeah, animals used as food for other animals is wrong and should be stopped immediately. Start first talking to this fellow:

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    Yeah but that just opens the door to the sweet county fair gigs where you can really clean up.
     
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    Agreed. If they killed that snake to make this stupid show I will be pissed.
     
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    I think you misunderstood what I said.
     
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    Probably. I do that often and will continue to in the future.
     
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    Didn't john voight already do this?
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Here's hoping for the snake: