This Guy is very very lucky! Brooke Hogan breaks off engagement

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by tired, Nov 24, 2013.

  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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  2. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...who wants a broad that looks like hulk hogan and has a failed singing career?
     
  3. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    How big is her cock?
     
  4. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    her singing career has no chance.
     
  5. Ingens

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    He is lucky, but why even date Hulkette?
     
  6. Weed

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    Likely bigger than at least half the guys he showers with in the cowboys' locker room.
     
  7. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP

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    She didn't want to cheat on Daddy Dearest![​IMG]Wonder how long until Brookies and The Hulksters sex tape hits the market?
     
  8. Wigward Hairhat

    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    Hulkster is beercan thick, so she has to at least be the size of a redbull.
     
  9. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    not by the hairs of her chiny chin chin
     
  10. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    Vile, trashy family
     
  11. Samurai

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    Meh. I have no problem being critical of her singing. Mediocre voice, no song/lyric writing talent that I can discern. Her music career is a wasteland of failures. Deservedly so.

    In the looks department, I think she's doing about the best she can to soften her genetic limitations -- broad shoulders, manly jaw line. I'm not hot for her by any means, but the long hair and breast implants (specifically in her case) were good ideas. She needed some femininity. It also looks as though she hits the gym more frequently than most gals her age. While she could perhaps still drop a few pounds, you can see she's fighting the DNA that would make her chunky.
     
  12. MobyDick

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    didn't Hulk Hogan admit to Howard or Bubba that her singing career cost him about 2 million?
     
  13. Phillipmcd

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    Yeppers.
     
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    That Lou Perlman guy beat him on $$$ too
     
  15. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    I wouldnt marry her, but Id use her for a few months...

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    would be great to marry her if her dad wasn't broke now..

    but decent enough body so would be fun for a few weeks of 'hide' the fist

    but long term she would be a pain in the ass

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    They don't call it Trampa for nothing....and yeah, I would fuck Brooke Hogan's mouth in a second.
     
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    lol tired doesn't know what mudshark means
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oh Christ

    I wouldn't fuck her with OP's dick
     
  20. DaBUU

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    she'd get it hard for 45-55 seconds.


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