This guy reviewed 859 different places on Trip Advisor in 2012

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Dec 20, 2012.

  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    How big is your cock?
     
  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    lol---I just did my first, they want to send me a luggage tag
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    do they get paid for that?
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I did a bunch on Yelp. No luggage tag :depressed:
     
  6. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    hi Bob.
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    and he's a dingus

     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Three inches flaccid, five fully erect.
     
  9. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    Did you have good things to say about Whore Island?

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    I'm kidding.
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I wonder where you can get a good fraud massage.
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    does he have 859 luggage tags?
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    No happy ending with fraud massage and a hilarious tip!
     
  13. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    So why is he an asshole ?
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Because most people seem like assholes to me.
     
  15. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    7 dollars for getting rubbed for 75 minutes and he is bitching about a TIP? JFC.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Excellent point!
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    He's been a member for a little over three years and he has reviewed 1,534 places, posted 14,232 photos, 7 videos, and written 572 articles.
     
  18. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Bob is jelly...
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    He appears to be American when he talks in his videos...I thought he would be foreign from the way he writes.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Listen, what exactly am I not "jelly" of?