WTF This is a catastrophe

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 15, 2016.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So Miss Mayonnaise doesn't like Chipotle. I love Chipotle. This is a problem. But I'm convinced the reason she doesn't like it is that she's a big noob who doesn't know what to order. So last night we go there, and she's got an open mind, and I'm there to help her get the perfect burrito, and guess what







































































    THEY RAN OUT OF FUCKING GUACAMOLE

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  2. BrulesRules

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    burrito bowl, white rice, pinto beans, half chicken/half steak, mild salsa, a little of the medium salsa, lots of cheese and a little bit of lettuce. :hat:
     
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    So? Just have them thaw out another tube of their frozen guac. It should be ready in 5 minutes or so.
     
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    Their guac is made fresh in house you dope.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Actually, what Brules gets is pretty close to my order :iohi5:
     
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    I have never had Chipotle. :grad:
     
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  8. BrulesRules

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    I sometimes break the chips into little pieces and add them to my bowl or use the chips to scoop the bowl. I bet you add sour cream :puke:
     
  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I wouldn't know for sure- I don't need help shitting, so I don't eat there.
     
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    i went to a chipotle once
    took my mothers car the rear windshield wiper turned on automatically cus it was raining
    true story
     
  12. BrulesRules

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    The whole Chipotle shitting/ecoli thing was blown way out of proportion. I eat there once a week and it's fine, I'm still here and I'm regular.
     
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    Nope. No chips, no cheese, no rice, no beans, no sour cream
     
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    South Park was great last night
     
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    when i go to Moes they welcome me so
    i'm a full moe kinda guy
     
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    Burrito bowl, half serving of brown rice, full serving of steak, full serving of chicken, hot salsa, lettuce, cheese and guac.
     
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    That show is still on tv?
     
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    Their chicken is weird and not a fan of their steak either.
    Barbacoa is the way to go
     
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    Season premiere season 20
     
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    Based on the thread title I thought you would be showing your poppers again.

    Fuck Chipotle.

    Just to show how much I don't like it, I would rather eat your cooking.