This is a good salsa

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  1. banksy

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  2. banksy

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    Don't buy that brand name shit

    It's nasty
     
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    And heat it up in the microwave for a minute.
     
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    bub
     
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    The fuck?
     
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    That does look pretty good. but you can make it better at home bro
     
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    You probably buy this because your mom did and now you do and you think that salsa is this sugary shitty dip:

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    I'm hooked on this brand, bub

    It's soooo good - comes in mild, medium, and hot and has the same consistency as what you find at a good Tex mex spot.
     
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    This is my go to:

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    That looks like some dinkus mayhem type shit right there

    You got a beard, bub?
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Trust me-- that's some quality shit, bub.

    They even throw in a habenero pepper.

    It'll put hair on your chest.
     
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    So
     
  15. banksy

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    Look

    All I'm saying is that shit is nasty

    Buy some locally made salsa - anything is gonna be better than the name brand shit

    And microwave it for a minute
     
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    I love that stuff
     
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    I like to add a couple of slices of Kraft singles with my salsa, and trow that shit in the microwave for a minute or two. Queso, bitches!!!
     
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    Banksy is a locally made brand retard.
     
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    Buy some locally made salsa - anything is gonna be better than the name brand shit

    Where do you buy locally made salsa?

    And microwave it for a minute

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    You eat like a 12 year old girl