This is America...get it right

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  1. Asshat13

    Asshat13 Well-Known Member VIP

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    great ass on this chick.
     
  2. JameGumb

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    She's right about Hispanics speaking in Spanish in front of other people. My sister, who knows Spanish went off on a couple of Mexican guys talking about her. They shat bricks and scurried away in embarrassment.
     
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    Her kids will be better off if they kill themselves.
     
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  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Woo she ran right into that door, that's good. Dat bitch.
     
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    "My kids don't eat green things!"
     
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    This is America.
     
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    In the time it took her to drive there for green things she could have made her own red things is all I'm saying.
     
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    Red things are all imported now.
     
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    The running into the door part ruined it. I thought it was legit until that part. What a let down.
     
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    That place looked foul anyway. I hope you have been well. I've noticed you've been gone.
     
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    It was a takeout order. DUH!!! She didn't know it was fucked up when she picked it up.

    She asked for red peppers over the phone so she should have received red peppers. Things are done right the first time IN AMERICA!
     
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    God, I hate that bullshit. Kids run things today.

    My mother put a plate of slop in front of you, and it didn't matter what color it was - if you didn't eat it you got your ass kicked.

    Now THAT's America :salute:
     
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    And look how great you turned out! Too bad your mom didn't write a book.
     
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    The woman deserves a styrofoam container full of shit. Fuck her and her kids.
     
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    I've been stockpiling for the revolution.
     
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    http://i.***************/i/pix/2011/09/18/article-2038721-0DF3823200000578-299_468x286.jpg
     
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    what a fucking cunt
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    My mom usually put a plate of something grey in front of me.
     
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    I used to have to eat my beets until I threw up at the dinner table.
     
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    It's coming man. I have been listening to the news and the national station is spinning that the Greeks are welcoming the refugees from the Middle East/Africa into their homes, and the local station was just saying that the Greeks are attacking them with baseball bats. I'm getting guns and Dinty Moore.
     
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