This is an excerpt from a new book written about the Showtime Lakers

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Magic Johnson knew how to party up until the time he contracted AIDS.

    If the goings-on at Pickfair were wild, the events hosted by Johnson were orgasmic. The star point guard had lived in one of Buss's apartment complexes until 1984, when he purchased his own 9,000-square-foot Bel Air mansion. Though not quite as awe-inspiring as Pickfair, Johnson's Tudor home had once belonged to the French consulate, and contained (among other things) an indoor racquetball-basketball court, a sauna, a whirlpool, and a disco complete with strobe lights and thousands of records. Alongside the master bedroom was a tiny room with a sunken hot tub and a panoramic view of the canyon his home overlooked. The house also boasted something close to his heart—the greatest stereo system anyone had ever seen. With speakers the size of Cadillacs, the 18 rooms filled with the sounds of Michael Jackson and Earth, Wind & Fire, and Marvin Gaye.

    While Johnson didn't host as many shindigs as Buss, the ones that took place were beyond compare. The Lakers point guard neither drank alcohol nor did drugs, but his parties were odes to excess and extravagance. Many Lakers agree the most beautiful women they ever met were encountered at Johnson's. They were models, strippers, actresses, exotic dancers. There was no hotter ticket than an invite to the mansion, but—while Laker players and opponents were almost always allowed—women had to meet certain criteria. First, they had to be gorgeous. Second, they had to be promiscuously dressed. Third, they had to be willing to do . . . things.
    Johnson fancied himself not merely an entertainer, but a maestro. "If you ever die and go to heaven, you want heaven to be Magic's house parties," said Frank Brickowski, a future Lakers teammate. "He would have the finest girls in L.A. there. The absolute finest. And at midnight you had to get busy with somebody or you had to get the fuck out. So if you were a guy, at midnight you'd get as close as you could to the hottest possible woman. Magic went around in this freaky voyeuristic way. He'd check on you. He'd go throughout the house, the pool. He'd order people to start doing things. All you had to be was near a chick. There were guys who would yell, 'Magic, she's not getting busy! She's not!' He'd run over and she'd get busy. Celebrity is seductive in L.A. Girls have this desperation about them, like moths to a flame. It's sad. But when you're young and single, fame matters."
    Just because one was a Laker didn't mean sexual conquests always came easily. Yet Johnson wasn't merely the most eligible bachelor in Los Angeles—he was the most eligible bachelor in California. He once wrote of his rendezvous: "Some were secretaries. Some were lawyers. Quite a few were actresses or models. Others were teachers, editors, accountants, or entrepreneurs. There were bimbos, too, but not that many. Most of these women were college-educated professionals. Some were black, some were white, some were Hispanic, or Asian. Some of these women were very open about what they were doing, and some were more discreet. A few would even brag about all the players they had slept with. For others, this was all a part of a very secret life.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    AIDS all around. Thanks for visiting.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    This was his mad AIDS tear
     
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    When did magic retire to his private quarters to take it up the ass?
     
  5. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    This is an old photo of Laker owner Dr Jerry Buss with two of his girlfriends, Lisa Sohm on the left and Penise Blord. That's the name on the AP press release.

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    Mook Well-Known Member

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    And yet AC Green still didnt get laid............ :dontknow::p
     
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    Kracka-Mike Temp Ban Gold

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    It's all fun and gamea until someone gets teh AIDS
     
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    look at me mommy
     
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    I like how they tap dance around Magic's bi sexuality.
     
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    fuck the fakers
     
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    KillVampires Racist Banned User

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    Funny how none of that mentions that Magic got his AIDS from another guy.
     
  12. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    Fuck Showtime. 88 Pistons loss in the Finals is one of the all time most fucked endings in NBA history. Even with Isiah on a gimpy leg the Lakers couldn't put the Pistons away. Nope. They needed that bullshit phantom foul on Laimbeer to get the win in game six and still struggled to beat them with Thomas barely playing in game seven. Highway robbery. But that's what the people wanted I guess.

    Bad Boys Threepeat.