This is better than anything Chriza ever posted

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  1. newcastlefan

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    who can tell what it is?

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    Deep fried bacon
     
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    Chicken fried bacon with white pepper gravy.
     
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    Deep fried crab legs.
     
  5. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Which Chriza?
     
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    I don't know, but I want it now.
     
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    Winner Winner Chicken Fried Bacon Dinner!!!!
     
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    The only way to improve bacon!!!
     
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    Never thought possible.
     
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    Me too but then i saw it and fell in love at first sight
     
  11. Mr Sinister

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    Fuck yes this is absolutely the best day I have ever had in my entire life
     
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  12. newcastlefan

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    as we age the little things take on new significance.
     
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    Is it even kosher bro?
     
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    Sodiums
     
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    if god didn't want us to eat bacon he wouldn't have made it taste that good.

    its kind of like in the bible where god tells adam and eve:

    "See this big apple tree? it is the tree of all knowledge. if you eat from it you will know everything and be able to do anything, including the most fantastic gift i gave to you, and you can give to each other: sex.

    Now do not go near the apple tree, and under no circumstances are you to ever eat the apples!"

    its a pantomime. obviously he wanted us to eat the apples and to gain the knowledge, and to get laid and make more of us, but he knew (most parents learn this too) that if he tells us to do something we will not do it because he made us rebellious, so he told us not to do it knowing that we would.

    Its the same with bacon: he tells us "Here is the most fantastic thing i have created besides you (and sometimes i have second thoughts about you, but that's another story). There is nothing you can do to bacon to make it taste bad because i made it that good. Now do not eat bacon. Never, ever touch bacon or let bacon touch your lips!"

    Obviously he wanted us to eat bacon.
     
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    eat low carb (like less than 50gms a day) and sodiums will never bother you again. in fact you will have to add salt to your foods to be able to retain water.
     
  17. Bro

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Some Jew you are :fil:
     
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    you dont count. that was for normal people, not people with re-purposed spare parts.
     
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    i am a very reform jew, although they might not accept me because (1) i can speak a little hebrew and yiddish, (2) i was bar-mittzvah'ed completely in hebrew, and (3) i think jews for jesus need therapy and strong drugs.