CCTV This is exactly why I refuse to go to any store

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    don't invite me to the store! I'm not going :no:


    Guy Gets Caught Masturbating To A Playstation 4 In An Electronic Store!
     
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    and he pulls down his pants :facepalm:
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    You'd get 50% off on that tv now. Just have to clean the splooge stains
     
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    :eek:

    I was at Walmart today and some guy was on his cell phone screaming, "Gotta go--my pants are falling down!" They were, too. Ugh.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I would please ask that no personal videos of mine be posted here on Dawgs. This was leaked....I had a weak moment.
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    The reaction of the 2 white dudes next to him :backlol:
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Walmart is always a fun trip. :)
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    What was the turn on? The cardboard boxes? The low sale price?
     
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    Cant tell what hes wackin it to, is that Mario on the screen?

    Hopefully its Strawberry Shortcake. Only thing that would make this worse is if hes a homo.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    He could have found a belt for $1 there too. Idiot
     
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    And you touch stuff, ewww
     
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    That's what I was trying to figure out. Maybe there was a My Little Pony game?
     
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    I love my Walmart trips too. :yes:
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    The 50% tag said buster sale... I guess he thought he'd bust a load
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    :no:and :killit: for suggesting it!
     
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    I get worked up like that when the new Madden comes out. Just saying.
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    That's how you do it properly.
     
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    Some of those chicks are pretty hot. Maybe it was the newest Tomb Raider game.

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    Or Street Fighter 5

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    We can rule out Peach because she's exclusive to Nintendo.

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    Pink balls is serious bizness.