This is exactly why I refuse to go to any store

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    don't invite me to the store! I'm not going :no:


    Guy Gets Caught Masturbating To A Playstation 4 In An Electronic Store!
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    and he pulls down his pants :facepalm:
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    In his defense, ps4 is pretty sweet.
     
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    That's why I DO go to the store :c
     
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    Seriously, people are such freaks JFC.
     
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    That's why I carry Purell in my jacket, bag and car.
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member VIP

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    We've all been there
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    You need it for the AG thread.
     
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    XuXu Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I do get a little tingly down there whenever I find a really good deal, I have to admit.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Just get Amazon Prime- delivery to your door in 1 or 2 hours (depending), then you can get the delivery boy jacking off right on your doorstep!! :idea:
     
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    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    Exactly what game was he jerking it to?
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    I feel so dirty. Something about a child cuddling with a black dildo instead of a teddy bear. :scared: