This is exactly why I refuse to go to any whore

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    Racial tensions flare. :emperor:
     
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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What's a procurable woman, like a woman you can buy?
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    It's women you give paper monies to make sex with.

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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    that's why all my ladyfriends are non-procurable :grad:
     
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  7. Gitfiddle

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    How do you procure them?
     
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    This ad appears to be from the 1940's, before condoms were as reliable as they are now.
    Buy yourself a whore, Smeals... it'll do you good. :salute:
     
  9. Gitfiddle

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    I'm too shy. :chair:
     
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    I don't pay them for the sex.
















    But I pay them to leave after I is done?
     
  11. Gitfiddle

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    If I was a dude and single, I'd totally get me a hooker on occasion.
     
  13. Mojopin

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    If I had to go to a hooker, I'd know my life is over.
     
  14. Gitfiddle

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    I don't even like going to strip clubs. I get confused as to who to feel more sorry for.
     
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    Strip clubs are almost worse than gambling for throwing money out the window.
     
  16. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    At least you might get something out of gambling.
     
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    Exactly :jj:
     
  18. Gomez

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    With my good looks and congenial personality, duh.
     
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    this explains why you're so angry. git out thar and git u some poosie, boy.
     
  20. Gitfiddle

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