This is how I cheat on my healthy eating lifestyle. With Pics!

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  1. Bro

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    Who knew tacos were so much work. I grew up thinking tacos were those hard shell Ortega or Old El Paso or whatever tacos with ground beef cooked in the taco seasoning that came with it and diced tomato, shredded iceberg lettuce, shredded cheddar cheese and the taco sauce that came with it. Then Taco Bell reinforced my belief of what a taco was.

    But since I've been enlightened I give you, BRO's TACOS.

    I started out by slow cooking cubed beef with evoo and S&P and cumin and chili powder and garlic powder and onion powder and and and It doesn't look like much but it sure is tasty.

    Taco a1.jpg
     
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  3. Bro

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    Instead of iceberg lettuce I used Kale. I shredded the beef and diced a tomato.

    Taco 1.jpg
    @Engaged Chicken
     
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    Looks awesome Bro
     
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    I'm tired of the kale fad.

    But go on.
     
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    I put to use my new taco rack. I brushed the corn tortillas with evoo, heated them up in the nuker for few to get them pliable so they laid on the rack right, then baked them for 30 minutes.

    Taco 2.jpg

    Yes I know My burners are dirty.

    @zhukov
     
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    Kale is healthy. I usually eat spinach but whatevs.
     
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    Seriously Scott is not only top 5 but closer to top 2 these days. I'm sorry AOS.
     
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    I'm having a salad right now. Baby spinach, grilled steak, cherry tomatoes, carrots and a little blue cheese.

    Go on.
     
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    Call me
     
  11. Scott

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    Oh and craisins.
     
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    Looks like little turds wrapped in foil.
     
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    Look at Bro's fucking knife!
     
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    Gay as fuck. Mexicans do not have fancy tortilla racks. :fil:
     
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    I made the guac ahead of time. Avocado, diced tomato, S&P. Jar Salsa (not bad salsa, low sodium good ingredients AINT NOBODY GOT TIME TO MAKE SALSA) Fat Free Greek Yogurt instead of sour cream (soooo fucking good) and a Jack Daniels promotional tumbler with cheap whiskey and seltzer. @Engaged Chicken
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    Ain't nobody got time for taco bending neither.
     
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    Mexicans call those white people tacos.
     
  20. Scott

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    They don't have jobs. They have all day to sit around bending taco shells.
     
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