This is how much you fatties eat at Thanksgiving

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Having more than a portion of almonds and some lemon water? Here is what your Thanksgiving dinner is equal to:

    Here is a rundown of how that meal compares to other high calorie favorites, thanks to Largeman-Roth and some of our own calorie counting:

    • 9 large boxes of fries at McDonald’s
    • 5 XXL Grilled Stuft Beef Burritos Taco Bell
    • 7 Whoppers from Burger King
    • 4 carnitas burritos from Chipotle
    • 2 medium pepperoni pizzas from Pizza Hut
    • 37 chicken drumsticks from KFC
    • 4 medium cookie dough blizzards from Dairy Queen
    • 16 snack boxes of popcorn shrimp from Long John Silvers
    • 11 Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers from Wendy’s
    • 10 classic Beef n’ Cheddar sandwiches from Arby’s
    • 48 traditional chicken wings with Honey BBQ sauce from Buffalo Wild Wings
    • One order of Fried Macaroni & Cheese, one order of Beer Battered Fish and Chips, and one order of Beef Ribs at The Cheesecake Factory
    • An order of Stuffed Mushrooms, Italian Sausage Flatbread, Fettuccine Alfredo, and Chicken Cacciatore at Macaroni Grill

    http://healthland.time.com/2013/11/26/your-thanksgiving-dinner-in-calories/?hpt=hp_t3
     
  2. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    If someone is having 4,500 calories, assuming that number is not typical for their system, I gotta think, intuitively, that a lot of those calories are simpy being shat out.
     
  3. nicksgt

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    wasnt sure what to have for lunch, thanks for the suggestions
     
  4. datchguy

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    Oh with that fucking brown gravy acting as a lubricant for your intestines, that post Thanksgiving shit is coming out rocket propelled.
     
  5. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    I think you are onto something. I believe that is why Robin's anus is self-lubricating.
     
  6. MrWarmth

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    Lonely people pick the holiday apart. People with souls know what the day is about. A beautiful dinner with family and or friends. A celebration of life and an affirmation to be a better person in the coming year. The cold lonely soul on the street who is hungry and has nobody would NEVER want anything less. Thank you. Happy Thanksgiving and God bless all of you.
     
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    Exactly. Thank you :)
     
  9. itpdude

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    That's something that made the story more vile: A self-lubing ass means it's shit or a lot of ass-crack-sweat.
     
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  11. MrWarmth

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    I think about the indians getting slaughtered at the time and the Killers having a gret time afterwards.
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You haven't met my family and in-laws. We decided to celebrate Thanksgiving by spending the day under a highway overpass.
     
  14. 1Vegasgirl

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    Now we know Robin's diet.
     
  15. MrWarmth

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    Hey. Even Martha Stewart says keep it simple to be on the safe side. Thank you. :hw:
     
  16. datchguy

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    I'll just be washing down Subutex with Buttweiser all day.
     
  17. MrWarmth

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    "You must spread some rep around.....":rolleye: Happy Thanksgiving, my friend. Enjoy the beautiful holiday! :hw:
     
  18. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Yes. I think most people explode over Thanksgiving....I read somewhere that this week is always the busiest for plumbers with all of the intensive shitting that is going on across America.
     
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    Yeah but how many white castle burgers is that?