This is how you chop garlic.

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  1. Bro

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    [video=youtube;LuQoUzx_2Wk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuQoUzx_2Wk[/video]
     
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    you're scraping with the blade of the knife instead of the back of the knife

    who did you tell to stop it?
     
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    Huh? What?
     
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    When you crape across the blade it doesn't cut.
     
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    no it dulls the blade
    wanna discuss your fail at knowing what a desert is, as apposed to a dessert?
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    and you shouldn't be moving the tip of the knife
    you really suck at a lot of things
     
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    somewhat above average amatuer technique, not bad if you never did it for a living.
     
  8. Bro

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    I appreciate the comments. I want to be better.
     
  9. Tommy

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    I'd rather slap chop, LIKE A BOSS!
    [video=youtube_share;rYHMChUo-_s]http://youtu.be/rYHMChUo-_s[/video]
     
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    broheim
     
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    Yeah that won't chop it good enough.
     
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    MATTRAy
     
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    Mmmmmmm garlic. :drool:
     
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    Your knives are insignificant compared to the power of the slap chop.
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  15. BethsZygote

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    Youre doing it wrong...























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    Get a Cuisinart mini-prep, cheapskate.
     
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    dude :facepalm:
     
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    What? It minces garlic like a motherfucker.
     
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    the proper way to chop garlic is the same way you should cut an onion.


    leave the root on

    slice towards the root first.
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    the cut across the strips.

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