This is how you determine whether or not you should attend someone's funeral

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  1. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    I got a call from a bub that told me a former acquaintance has passed away due to the cancer :(

    The funeral is this Saturday

    I was trying to decided whether or not I was obligated to go, and then I realized that I didn't even have this bub's # saved as a contact in my Blackberry.

    That, and the fact that the service is on a Saturday, leads me to believe I am off the hook :party:
     
  2. koam

    koam Playa' Pimp

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    Racist.
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    yer still on tha hook fer being a faggot...
     
  4. SEGA

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    My nana's bro in law died 2 weeks ago, couldn't go since i'm in Sydney :yes:
     
  5. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    If the family doesn't call with the death notification, you are in the clear :lo5:
     
  6. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Blackberry is a type of "smartphone" bub
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    My list of funerals I'd actually attend is quite small. Such a heinous ritual.
     
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Open bar would be a game changing factor.
     
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    You go out of respect for the person. If you held him/her in high regard, then you go.
     
  10. Capn Crud

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    lulz

    1 star
     
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    If I have respek I will attend.
     
  12. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    yeah

    the cool thing is that the thread title is so long that it covers up the star ratings

    so only the gayest of the gay would know that this is a 1 star thread :D
     
  13. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    uh

    no it doesn't
     
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    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    That's debatable
     
  15. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    I hate to shovel :coffee:
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Funerals are not for the dead, they are for the living.
    family knows that attending a funeral is inconvenient, and that’s why they’ll never forget that you came anyway.
     
  17. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;iZHXKWRLAks]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZHXKWRLAks[/video]
     
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    they are dead....they wont know you're missing
     
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    Bud
     
  20. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I made the off-hand comment once I wouldn't dry clean a suit for (a bitchy co-worker's) funeral.

    She died unexpectedly 3 months later.