This is how you don't make a burrito

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  1. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member VIP

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    You don't start off with shredded chicken, NEVER

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    You never add onions, lettuce, or rice, NEVER EVER EVER

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    You never roll a burrito, NEVER

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    You never cut it in half, so it' easier to eat, NEVER

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    This concludes how to NEVER eat a burrito.

    Thanks
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Did you make that chicken in AGs kitchen?
     
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    Who doesn't roll a burrito??
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    that's how you don't clean a stove.
     
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    Lettuce does not belong in a burrito
     
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    taco bell puts rice in their burritos.

    You think you are better than taco bell?
     
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  9. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Lettuce enjoy this thread.
     
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    That's a handsome burrito
     
  11. WillyBest

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    Needs Old Bay.
     
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    Lettuce doesn't belong in a burrito. It turns soggy ... By the way, burrito means "little donkey" in Spanish... I find this translation fascinating
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What the fuck is wrong with you OP
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    that fucking stove top tho
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Why would a burrito be easier to eat cut in half

    What am I fucking 5
     
  16. jdwhatever

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    Lettuce doesn't belong on a burrito.
     
  17. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Do you look at your stove and say "yup that is clean"?
     
  18. jdwhatever

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    No sauce/salsa or sour cream. Cmon man.
     
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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No onions on a burrito

    Good call, fuck flavor