This is how you get women to want you gents.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Puppy Farts, Mar 12, 2012.

  1. Puppy Farts

    Puppy Farts New Member

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    [video=youtube_share;QZuOKUrwoys]http://youtu.be/QZuOKUrwoys[/video]
     
  2. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Tube broke Fail
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    This is how you get women.

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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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  6. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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  7. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    With $1,046.00?
     
  8. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    Now you are talking, the centurion.
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Cash, homie, straight cash.
     
  10. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    schmoopy's long fingernails are very silas marnerish in that picture
     
  11. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    If it was only that easy to find true love, cash will only find you a friday night, and maybe a saturday morning.
     
  12. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    that was classic.

    I like the Mac method better though... Move in After Completion
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Dave's up my ass again. :)
     
  14. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Yo, yo, you, don't be frontin' that was straight up bonus.
     
  15. Puppy Farts

    Puppy Farts New Member

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    salt the snail!!!
     
  16. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yes.
    But you may as well just get a good sofa... because one can be bought at the same price.
    Plus the sofa will never complain about being farted on, drooled on or sat on while playing xbox.
    And after a certain number of years, both will probably react the same way to you fucking them.
     
  17. B Stache

    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    :jj:

    Dave fanning out his rent money. [​IMG]
     
  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    holy crap Splash - who's dick have you been sucking for that status bar?
     
  19. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    It is part of his Av Slip. He only has 2 stars. :jj:
     
  20. kellyg

    kellyg New Member

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    Flashing money doesn't do it for me.
    flash some ABS then will talk.