This Is Just A Parody - Its My Food & Music Thread (srs)

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  1. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Hello everbody,

    Glad to see that someone took the liberty of making a dinner thread even before I was able to even cook mine last night. It really made me feel relieved that they took the time to cook something and take pictures of it and post it here. Oh wait! They didn't! My bad. Perhap I should start cooking my food and posting these before 3 p.m.(I live in the EST timezone), then I'll be having dinner at Mr. Warmth hours. Speaking of that funny, funny guy, perhaps someone will take liberties and make their own Sunday Rat Pack Hangout thread too and copy him. It won't be me, because I don't jack people's style.

    Anyways....

    On Last Night's Menu:

    Hot Brown - A traditional Kentucky dish consisting of Toasted White Bread, Turkey, Homemade Cheese Sauce, Tomatoes, & Bacon all assembled and put under a broiler. Its basically an open-faced sandwich....

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    ...and an upbeat little ditty that expresses my slight irritation at what happened yesterday, its a bit hyperbolic, but I'll post it anyways. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Cannibal Corpse with "Hammer Smashed Face": :angel:



    Feel free to talk about your food and music if you even care, its just whatever. I'm nice, here to hang out.

    Hope everyone is having an excellent afternoon. :toptip:
     
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  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    That fucker Calipari sure gutted our program when he went to Kentucky. :what:
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I'm sorry. I've actually cooked for the man, he's like a golden god here. Our last coach acted like an uppity asshole. I don't think he'll ever coach a season as revered as his first here at UK with John Wall and DeMarcus Cousins. Maybe that's a consolation prize, hopefully.

    We felt the same about Rick Pitino. I'm sorry about your loss. :(
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    And goddamn Derek Rose had to cheat on his ACT to get even a 20 or some shit. And the university had nothing to do with it. But the NCAA took away the entire season because of it.

    Now I'm depressed.

    Thanks. :depressed:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Jus kidding. :c

    Chow looks good.
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    We're going out to eat right now will report back later :hat:
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Well, if you're a fan of college basketball, you know UK has had its fair share of scandals under Eddie Sutton.

    I don't watch basketball, but my brother and father are fans, and I've been around a lot of movers and shakers locally, so I'm required to know a bit.

    I think the most proud my father has been of me is when I quit smoking and when he found out that I've made food for all the coaches at UK.
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I appreciate it....I ate way too much, though. :)

    Thank you! I hope you have a great time and an awesome meal. :toptip:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    shits looks good as hell son
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Thank you, Mr. Clutch! :toptip:

    You really can't go wrong with any combination of bread, turkey, cheese, or bacon. :)
     
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    Enjoy probation, or whatever sanctions will inevitably follow Calipari to UK.
     
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    Hilarious that you actually believe this.
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I'm not exactly certain what you mean, though I will admit I'm not NCAA expert by any means. Calipari has been the coach at UK for the two past seasons and the current season.

    You mean to tell me that you doubt that a young man who couldn't even score a 20 on the ACT without cheating isn't the diabolical genius that we all know and think he is???

    Nigga, please. :)
     
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    Calipari has taken two different teams to the final four at two different schools prior to his time at Kentucky.

    Both have had their records erased by the NCAA for infractions. It's only a matter of time until it happens at UK.

    As for the second part, I was refering to the contention that the University of Memphis had no knowlege of the fake SAT score, which is laughable.
     
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    You know there was never any evidence that the University of Memphis had any involvement, and his scores were cleared twice by the NCAA before they eventually said something was wrong, don't ya? The NCAA never even accused U of M of knowing. To the NCAA, it was strict liability, and it didn't matter.

    Besides, the story goes that he got some "ringer" to take his ACT (or SAT, whichever) outside of Chicago. I think it was Detroit. How could the University know that or somehow be involved with that? If the University orchestrated it, wouldn't the penalty be much steeper? We're not on probation or anything.
     
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    venison chili
    no pics
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    this nigga can cook!
     
  18. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I love venison burgers and chili. My mother-in-law's husband is a hunter and she doesn't like venison so he gives us a ton of it after he bags a deer. :buffet:

    Thank you, sir! :toptip:


    (I doubt you guys will like my dinner tonight, its on the healthy side. I'm balancing out the cheesy skillet of glorious death that I had last night.)
     
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    You answered your own question in the second paragraph, bro.
     
  20. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Oh shit....that looks awesome brah! :lunch: I got to get the recipe for that