this is my Ned

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Nov 7, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  2. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    oh
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    after all that brainstorming THIS is what you come up with?
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    seriously
     
  5. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    should have at least been Ned Flanders
     
  8. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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  9. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;5Krz-dyD-UQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ[/video]
     
  10. Tuesday

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    I wanted to make a "This is my shed", thread but I thought Slippy might have an anxiety attack.
    But the real reason is that I can't make threads.
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    And this is the shed I wanted to post. :bigcry:


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  13. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Ned's dead :bigcry:
     
  14. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Good thing you showed some restraint...
     
  15. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    :giggle:
     
  16. VAsiCkBoy

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    Found this today on Craigslist :jj:

    [h=2]REAL BIG FAT LADY IN HOMEMADE BED SHEET DRESS DRIVING VERY SLOW MOTOR - m4w - 22 (FOOD LION NEWPORT NEWS)[/h]You tried to pass me in aisle next to the Olive Oil but that part of your body that hangs over both sides of you jammed me against the shelves. You joked and told me to rub some oil between us so you could get by.Remember we laughed and laughed.You even laughed harder when you noticed every time you jiggled during your laughter you pushed me harder between you and the shelves. On the other side you were knocking over those jars of stuffed Olives and Capers. I know you notice me smiling when I stared at you who wouldn't. Your long matted black/gray hair, that stomach that covered your upper legs and those extra chins with scattered stubble. But what real turned me on was that pheromone you emitted it was different then any other woman I smelled. I even smelled it when you were 5 aisles away from me. Anyway want to see you again I was so under your spell among other things I forgot to get your name and number. But to let you know your pheromones still linger on me and my clothes and I refuse to shower until we meet again. Want to feel your gravitational pull once more my Jupiter forever your Dwarf Star!!
     
  17. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    this is my ned
     
  18. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Lol :rofl:
     
  19. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  20. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Ask, you shall receive:

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