This is my new Dream Woman

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Nov 2, 2010.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    she tries too hard
     
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    She makes it hard
     
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    Bitch has chlamydia.
     
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    I'm guessing herps2 also. :jj:
     
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    thiiiiiiis
     
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    lets all guess what age she got molested @
     
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    X plus Y

    (Let X represent her current age, and Y represent the time it will take me to drive to her house)
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Herp a Fucking Derp.
     
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    Christ did anyone actually click on the youtubes?

    That shit is fucking harrrrrible.
     
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    :pissed:
     
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    Hey buddy :hw:
     
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    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    4.0 / 10


    and only because she (allegedly) has a vagina
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    All of you eat cocks
     
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    Straight Edge X's on her hand... double fail.


    Chick's a lame skank with rotten pussy and a horrible voice and creepo band members. Triple fail. I hate her.

    Burn it with fire.
     
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    dr drew would have a lot 2 say about her
     
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    I think I could get her