This is my turkey that i just put in the oven

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  1. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    bacon bitches....not my actual pic, but same thing...going over cuntface inlaws so I wanted my own since its on sale at .49/lb......[​IMG]
     
  2. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Filipino turkey :dancin:
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    The bacon is only supposed to go over the breast meat so it will not dry out since it takes the dark meat longer to cook. You defeated the purpose by covering the dark meat as well.

    You fucked up son and wasted some good pig bacon.
     
  4. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    I even crammd some bacon under the skin along with some garlic/parsley/butter....dam house smells goooood already
     
  5. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    this ones got quite the weave, pretty styling [​IMG]
     
  6. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Porkey.
     
  7. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    why are you making it now, dickbrain? :what:
     
  8. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    don't just look at the pretty pictures, read dipshitz
     
  9. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    oh :crazy2:
     
  10. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    ha, just saw that...weird....more like al bundy turkey, but he never had any food
     
  11. DarkFriday

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    Yuck :coffee:
     
  12. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Is this how they make turkey bacon?
     
  13. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'll be right over. :c
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :umm:
     
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    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'll need to a pic of your children's plates before serving to make sure you've cut up their food properly
     
  16. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Letzz see some REAL pics...
     
  17. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    kid is 17 & a cunt most of the time...I might just jam it up her ass
     
  18. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I'm digging the bacon turkey but have never tasted it. Looks amazing!
     
  19. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    you do mean the turkey, right?
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    2 days before? Are you using an Easy Bake Oven?