this is my wah thread.

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  1. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I ve been supporting a crying friend for two months. Set aside 800 for a coastal motel. She is boning another motherfucker. That cant read.
     
  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I invented s term. Ultibeta.
     
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    rahboni Well-Known Member

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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Tell her to have the guy boning her, to pay for her. ;)
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Move
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    have a baby with her. immediately

    babies solve everything
     
  9. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Hooked on phonics is expensive dude, but I'm tryin. Thanks for the hotel room though, something about the waves crashing makes this bitch love waking me up with sweet nibbles on my shaft
     
  10. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Is English your first language?
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    I struggled with this as well. Kinda just deduced I did
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Okay, here's what I gleaned after reading that mess 5 times:
    1. You have a lady friend that is going thru some emotional distress.
    2. You paid $800 for a motel by the beach.
    3. She's fucking another guy.
    4. Someone (the other guy?) can't read.

    Here are my questions for you:
    1. Who is this bitch to you?
    2. Why do you care?
    3. Why are you paying the bills of someone you are not fucking?
    4. Who is the other guy?

    Please 'splain.
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    'splain.
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I invented s term. Ultibeta.
    I enjoy thins.
     
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  15. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...oh hey can you have room service send over some more towels? theres a hell of a wet spot in this bed. thanks.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Right. She'pick you like lettuce.
     
  17. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    1 . Visa.
    2. CAnceled.
    Huge feels.
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Thank you? I think this is a compliment?

     
  20. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Inothing
    Nothingfeels. In love feels.