This Is One Lucky Motherfucker! I Give Him A 9.5 For Style Points Too!

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    This fucking guy on a donorcycle took his eye off the road for one second, and it nearly cost him his life...BUT NOT TODAY!


    Click the link, sub-humans! I can't embed this shit! YOU WANT TO SEE THIS!

    http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/r...nds-motorcyclist-cartwheeling-through-the-air



    VIDEO: Crash sends motorcyclist cartwheeling through the air

    CLEARWATER, Fla. - A crash that sent a motorcyclist cartwheeling through the air at a Clearwater intersection was captured by a red light video camera. Amazingly, the motorcyclist literally walked away after landing on the pavement.

    The crash occurred around 3:45 p.m. on May 24 at Belcher Road and Gulf-to-Bay Boulevard.

    Alex Jay Hall of St. Petersburg was attempting to turn east on Gulf-to-Bay when he was hit by the driver of the Honda motorcycle, Michael Curtis Smith of Clearwater.

    Smith flew through the air and quickly got up after landing in the roadway. He was not injured.

    Hall was cited for an improper left turn and driving with a suspended license without knowledge.

    Police say Smith did not have the required motorcycle endorsement on his driver's license.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    The fuck is a donorcycle
     
  3. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    In the emergency room biz that's what we call motorcycles, because if involved in an accident, you are likely to be an organ donor.
     
  4. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;5ASX3LLWLMM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ASX3LLWLMM[/video]
     
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    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    The same thing happened to a friend of mine. He landed on a pedestrian walking on the sidewalk though. He also broke his wrists, ankles and his neck. Other than that he was fine.
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    How does crashing his motorcycle maje him lucky?
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    It might make him a better speller :secret:
     
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    How can you give him a 9.5, he didn't stick the landing? :nooo:
     
  10. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Something similar happened to me in college, except I was a on a ten speed, flying the wrong way down the a sloped street. A Camaro pulled out of a parking spot(driver's side against the curb). I was going the wrong way and saw that the street was clear. According to witness, I flipped twice over his car and landed on my back. The driver was so terrified. He asked if I wanted to go to the hospital and I refused (still in shock). He kept asking to help. I lived 1/2 a block away so I refused a ride, because my bike was trashed. Eventually went to a hospital and all that happened was a swollen spleen. Today, I'd be dead, but in college I was 185 lbs., ran 5 miles a day, and worked out at Nautilus(remember?). I guess I was tough. BTW, the guy's car had a HUGE dent in his hood/grill.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Holy shit what a boring fucking story
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Go find someone else to stalk, dick face.
     
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    Ouch :backpedal::console:


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