This is pretty fucking cool

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mlaw, Oct 30, 2011.

  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    you just don't want to live nearby
     
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  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Oh yeah somebody was telling me about this at a Halloween party. Coolio.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Yeah I saw that the other day on the news

    Guys electric bills gotta murder
     
  4. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    They need to stop worrying about being the neighborhood show-offs and teach their daughter to look both ways before crossing the street.

    Dumb fucks.

    Cool vid tho Mlaw. Thanks.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    fucking kids these days are such assholes
     
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    :dance:

     
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    jesus! that is probably going to cause some seizures. hope the neighbors don't have any autistic kids...
     
  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I said excuse me :sad:
     
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    Sunday, September 25th 2011 [h=1]Hot Slut Of The Day![/h]
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    Albert Einsig, the 91-year-old humanized clone of Grampa Simpson who proved that he has a black belt in the ancient karate art of GET OFF MY LAWN by throwing an entire bucket of cold piss at a crew of hooligan teens doing hood rat stuff on his porch.
    A Not The One Pepaw's greatest arch rival, besides a plastic wrapper around hard candy, is a group of hollerin' cunt youngins who keep his eyes open during his sleeping time with their loud ass acts of buffoonery. Albert has been living in his Harrisburg, Pennsylvania home for over 60 years and it's pretty much been heaven in a BenGay bubble until recently when a bunch of neighborhood kids started to fuck with him by banging on his front door and hanging out on his porch at all hours of the night. Albert put bed sheets over his door to keep them from peering in but that didn't stop them from bringing the foolery to his front porch, so he finally fought back by emptying his piss bucket on them. Yup, this is the reason some of you might've seen Kim Kardashian trolling around East Clark Avenue.
    Of course, some nosy next door neighbor bitch had to get into Albert's life by calling the police on him. Grandpa Albert was cited for golden showering the teen brats and he says he deserves the punishment, but he still wishes those asshole brats would stop trying to take the piss out of him.
    Here's my abuelo hero burning his liver spots off while talking about the ruffians who are making him madder than the time he found out Matlock is no longer making new episodes (he found out last week):
    I just want to crawl in front of his velour recliner from the 70s and let him hug my soul with his chapped crotchetiness. But you know, Grandpa Albert shouldn't strain his fragile arms by hurling a bucket of bladder water at those little asshole bastards. Grandpa Albert should hook himself up to a colostomy bag with an extra long cord and hang it above his porch. Whenever those cockamamie cunts try to mess with him again, he can drop his shit bag on top of their heads and give them a taste of stewed prune shit. This is what Clint Eastwood should've done in Gran Torino instead of getting his ass shot up.
    I so want to be Grandpa Albert when I enter the "piss bucket" phase of my life.





    "piss bucket"

    :lol:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Piss bucket!!
     
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    I swear that house is in Tewksbury! fuckers go all out for every holiday