This is pretty much the worst movie ever made

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    "A Slice of Terror"

    • Super-ultra-low-budget soft-core gay pornography (under the guise of a b-grade slasher movie,) "A Slice of Terror" centers around Zaffo, a seemingly retarded pizza delivery boy who is attacked and humiliated by a group of teenagers. Somehow he learns to hypnotize people with light glinting off of his pizza cutter, so he lures the teens to a cabin in the woods. He then proceeds to hypnotize them into having (explicit) gay sex with each other, and eventually killing themselves.

      - Written by James Bradford

     
  2. PLZ callmeTED

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    I believe "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" would give this and any movie a run for its money, big faggy.
     
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    How in the holy fuck did you come across this?!?! o_O
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I walked out on March of the Penguins. I was going through some personal stuff and seeing 18 feet tall penguins mating sent me over the edge.
     
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  7. PLZ callmeTED

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    I can see how that might take someone over the edge. :worried:
     
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    fuck off, bob
     
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    I didn't see any explicit gay sex :fil:
     
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    I think that's why I've never been tempted by hard drugs. I don't need it worse than it is, Ted.
     
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    Harasser!
     
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    I want to see the glinting pizza cutter hypnosis scene
     
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    Jesus loves you.
     
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    :eek:

    One of my most favorite movies!
     
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    He's a good guy.
     
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    That clip is horrible

    I drunkenly texted that to one of my friends with no context at all :lol:
     
  17. Phil McKrakin

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    My fave pic of bobi... so cute! :wub:

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    I've never seen it. I hated the parts of Rushmore that I've seen and I have a visceral negative reaction to Jason Schwartzman.
     
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    Aw God, that movie fuckin' sucks!

    I walked out on that movie and it still tops my all-time worst movies list.

    Horrible.
     
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    "I order pizza" :jj:
     
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