This is pretty much the worst movie ever made

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, May 14, 2016.

  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

    Reputations:
    8,531
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    49,984
    Likes Received:
    24,081
    "A Slice of Terror"

    • Super-ultra-low-budget soft-core gay pornography (under the guise of a b-grade slasher movie,) "A Slice of Terror" centers around Zaffo, a seemingly retarded pizza delivery boy who is attacked and humiliated by a group of teenagers. Somehow he learns to hypnotize people with light glinting off of his pizza cutter, so he lures the teens to a cabin in the woods. He then proceeds to hypnotize them into having (explicit) gay sex with each other, and eventually killing themselves.

      - Written by James Bradford

     
  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

    Reputations:
    3,957
    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2011
    Messages:
    21,037
    Likes Received:
    9,869
    I believe "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" would give this and any movie a run for its money, big faggy.
     
  3. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    121,262
    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2013
    Messages:
    28,432
    Likes Received:
    70,369
    How in the holy fuck did you come across this?!?! o_O
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

    Reputations:
    8,531
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    49,984
    Likes Received:
    24,081
    I walked out on March of the Penguins. I was going through some personal stuff and seeing 18 feet tall penguins mating sent me over the edge.
     
    Snort, loogaroo, JumboWop and 4 others like this.
  5. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    121,262
    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2013
    Messages:
    28,432
    Likes Received:
    70,369
    [​IMG]
     
  6. freds

    freds . VIP

    Reputations:
    12,670
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    67,129
    Likes Received:
    32,427
  7. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

    Reputations:
    3,957
    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2011
    Messages:
    21,037
    Likes Received:
    9,869
    I can see how that might take someone over the edge. :worried:
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

    Reputations:
    40,921
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    88,967
    Likes Received:
    34,933
    fuck off, bob
     
  9. zingger

    zingger Who's next? Gold

    Reputations:
    -47,205
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    29,708
    Likes Received:
    5,315
    I didn't see any explicit gay sex :fil:
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

    Reputations:
    8,531
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    49,984
    Likes Received:
    24,081
    I think that's why I've never been tempted by hard drugs. I don't need it worse than it is, Ted.
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

    Reputations:
    8,531
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    49,984
    Likes Received:
    24,081
    Harasser!
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

    Reputations:
    8,531
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    49,984
    Likes Received:
    24,081
    I want to see the glinting pizza cutter hypnosis scene
     
    Pill Queen likes this.
  13. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

    Reputations:
    3,957
    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2011
    Messages:
    21,037
    Likes Received:
    9,869
    Jesus loves you.
     
  14. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

    Reputations:
    50,074
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2014
    Messages:
    10,421
    Likes Received:
    13,968
    :eek:

    One of my most favorite movies!
     
    Chriza likes this.
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

    Reputations:
    8,531
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    49,984
    Likes Received:
    24,081
    He's a good guy.
     
    zingger and PLZ callmeTED like this.
  16. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

    Reputations:
    6,524
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    13,183
    Likes Received:
    8,843
    That clip is horrible

    I drunkenly texted that to one of my friends with no context at all :lol:
     
  17. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

    Reputations:
    40,921
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    88,967
    Likes Received:
    34,933
    My fave pic of bobi... so cute! :wub:

    [​IMG]
     
    Snort, crackerjackson5, Mack and 2 others like this.
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

    Reputations:
    8,531
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    49,984
    Likes Received:
    24,081
    I've never seen it. I hated the parts of Rushmore that I've seen and I have a visceral negative reaction to Jason Schwartzman.
     
    Snort, Bye You! and Pill Queen like this.
  19. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

    Reputations:
    3,957
    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2011
    Messages:
    21,037
    Likes Received:
    9,869
    Aw God, that movie fuckin' sucks!

    I walked out on that movie and it still tops my all-time worst movies list.

    Horrible.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

    Reputations:
    8,531
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    49,984
    Likes Received:
    24,081
    "I order pizza" :jj:
     
    Tranquil likes this.