This is some convo that bababooey2uall had....

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  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Just spent the last hour reading that thread and came across this gem:

    BABA: we can get into all of that in time
    CL Sandy: I still have my dress and veil, shoes, etc
    BABA: you'll have to put that on another time when you come over
    CL Sandy: ok
    BABA: that video is good..might have to save that one
    BABA: but we can do better ourselves
    CL Sandy: Do you like to watch porn?
    BABA: yes it's hot to watch when you fuck sometimes too
    CL Sandy: I would LOVE to do that
    CL Sandy: what is your favorite type?
    BABA: i like amateur the best
    BABA: with real people and not people getting paid to do it
    CL Sandy: What type of scenes are you fav?
    BABA: all kinds..it depends on my mood at the time. Sometimes lesbian, sometimes the hardcore D/s...sometimes just an attractive couple fucking
    BABA: sometimes a woman and two guys..or a man and two women..just depends
    BABA: have you had any bisexual experiences
    CL Sandy: not really.
    CL Sandy: in college i kissed a girl once, but thats it
    BABA: ok was just curious if that was one of your fantasies...but you seem like you love men and that works for me
    CL Sandy: I would be open to it if she were younger than me
    BABA: if we hit it off, there is a lot we can explore
    BABA: see much of a dirty girl you can be

    CL Sandy: Ive watched interracial porn with my mom.
    CL Sandy: If you ever breath a word of that, I wont ever speak to you again
    BABA: i wouldn't tell anyone..but how were you watching it with your mom :jj:
    BABA: were you masturbating or just watching it
    CL Sandy: Jeff had downloaded it and burned it to a dvd. I had forgotten he had it in the dvd player when she came over
    BABA: and?
    CL Sandy: we drank and watched it
    BABA: nothing wrong with that and your secret is safe with me
    CL Sandy: Ivenever ever told anyone b4
    CL Sandy: we liked it
    BABA: have you ever had sex with a black guy
    CL Sandy: no.
    BABA: I might have to instruct you to do that in front of my while i watched...all kinds of ideas
    BABA: in front of me while I watched
    CL Sandy: omg
    BABA: I could easily find a guy. I have a couple of friends
    CL Sandy: what would he look like?
    BABA: I could find a muscular good looking black dude
    BABA: but depended on what you wanted
    BABA: make you suck on that big black cock
    CL Sandy: oh my god.
    BABA: does that make your pussy wet thinking abou tit
    CL Sandy: yeah
    BABA: would turn me on to watch you do that
    BABA: be a bad little slut
    CL Sandy: YES
    BABA: have even done a threesome before?
    CL Sandy: Yes. I didnt want to admit it before
    BABA: did you like it..how did it happen
    CL Sandy: It was with my coworker and another guy
    BABA: was it a good experience
    CL Sandy: Yes. It was somewhat embarassing at teh conference the next day though
    BABA: I'd love to see you with a hard cock in your mouth while mine is deep in your pussy
    BABA: or having you get on your knees while me and my buddy just jack off all over your tongue and mouth
    CL Sandy: omg
    CL Sandy: Weve watched that dvd a few times
    BABA: did you masturbate while you watched it with your mother there?
    BABA: or just sit and drink and talk about it?
    CL Sandy: this issomewhat hard to talk about. You probably think I am some weirdo
    BABA: no I love how you are opening up to me
    BABA: it's ok..just be honest. It will turn me on
    BABA: or at least I'll find it interesting..but won't judge you for it
    CL Sandy: i masterbated some the 2nd time we watched it. The first time we just sat, drank and laughed abut it
    BABA: did your mother masturbate too or just sit and watch
    CL Sandy: She did

    BABA: that does sound hot. Were you sitting on the couch or in bed..although better to tell me in person
    BABA: sounds like a good story to tell me while I'm fucking you
    CL Sandy: On the couch
    BABA: ok will have to hear more about that later
    BABA: but have to get to sleep now
    CL Sandy: 5mins
    CL Sandy: we talked about the men in the video, etc
    BABA: i would say no but this conversation is intersting..5 min
    CL Sandy: I cant believe Im telling you.
    BABA: how did your pants and panties come off
    CL Sandy: i pulled them off
    BABA: i know that but did you just tell your mother you had to get more comfortable
    CL Sandy: I had shorts on and I was rubbing myself and didnt realize it. She was too
    CL Sandy: I dunno, it was just kinda natural progression
    BABA: makes sense

    CL Sandy: Im not going to lie it felt kinda silly when i stood up and pulled them off
    BABA: i love that ass. You will take a cock in your ass before long so get ready for it mentally
    BABA: not the first time we get together but probably the 2nd or 3rd
    CL Sandy: ok!
    BABA: ok will leave us both with that pleasant thought
    CL Sandy: i got a dildo from the bedroom
    BABA: you get some rest and I will too...call me or text me today with what you can figure out about Saturday
    CL Sandy: ok
    BABA: good night and sweet dreams....
    CL Sandy: I will call shortly after 4


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Things Chriza Will Read

    Chapter 1

    Not that​
     
  3. Avery

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    It's worth it. :cheer:
     
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Wow.
     
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    Does CL stand for Compulsive Liar?
     
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    What the fuck?who is baba2all and cl?
     
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    Word
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I think I would have to kill myself if my mother masturbated in front of me---I'm still traumatized by walking in on my parents fucking
     
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    Lambert thinks that guy's a creep.
     
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    CL is full of damaged goos
     
  11. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He has a thread on sfn that he uses as a blog in adult. Posts pics of chicks he fucks off of craigslist (cl) and writes stories with recaps.

    He even has pussy spreadsheets.
     
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    Thanks, never heard of him. Or is that the dude that tries to get posters to donate to him so he can get whores :jj:
     
  13. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Yes. He asks for gas money and shit. :jj:

    I see he recently gives people a password or something to his amateur videos for money.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    WHAT? :rofl:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    'Benefactors' that give him money, people that verify his craigslist ads...it's a whole thing with those guys.

    I think he has some type of anxiety issue so he doesn't work. So he gets donations. It's pretty funny how he gauges if pussy is worth the gas money. $20 round-trip seems to be his no go point.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Is he related to Lever? :weird:
     
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    :jj:



    Nice find!
     
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    This is my favorite line -

    "CL Sandy: Yes. It was somewhat embarassing at teh conference the next day though"
     
  19. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    Oh my
     
  20. Mack

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    You can't make this shit up.