This is still classier than Beth's wedding dress

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    can i smell yo dick?
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Nice ass.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Thongs are nice.
     
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    blottomsup Well-Known Member

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    No, not classier.

    *This post should not be misinterpreted as an endorsement of Beth's wedding dress.
     
  6. DaBUU

    DaBUU Active Member

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    Both look whorish to me
     
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    AliAdams Active Member

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    This is for the wedding night.
     
  8. Dick Gozinya

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    Hey Bye... had Monk asked, would you have donned this one?
     
  9. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    Funny, Howard was actually proud of Beth and never realized what a whore she was.


    Would you walk the aisle with your friends and family watching if your woman showed up dressed like this?


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  10. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    Hah, no. Beth's dress was horrible. Classless.

    But the one above is even worse.

    This isn't an endorsement of Horsey.
     
  11. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    It might not rate lower than a tie with Beth on the class scale, but they all wore them better than beth
     
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  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What is that scary line going down that pregnant black bride's belly?
     
  14. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    remember howard trying to justify beth's dress after all the criticism. how he hates flowing dresses that make you look like old school marms.

    well she looked like a fucking prostitute. he's such a deluded tasteless new money slob.
     
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    Missypooh RN Well-Known Member

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    I'm not making this up.... it's called a linea negra...it develops in pregnancy, where the abdominal muscles are separating with the growing fetus in utero... darker people tend to get darker pigmentation.


    Linea nigra (Latin for "black line") is a dark vertical line that appears on the abdomen during about three quarters of all pregnancies.[SUP][1][/SUP] The brownish streak is usually about a centimeter in width. The line runs vertically along the midline of the abdomen from the pubis to the umbilicus, but can also run from the pubis to the top of the abdomen.[SUP][2][/SUP] Linea nigra is due to increased melanocyte-stimulating hormone made by the placenta,[SUP][3][/SUP] which also causes melasma and darkened nipples. Fair-skinned women show this phenomenon less often than women with darker pigmentation.[SUP][citation needed][/SUP] Before it appears it may be more faintly visible as a white line

    I SWEAR I didn't make up that name. :)
     
  16. Yomama

    Yomama Well-Known Member

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    can someone please post a picture of Beth's hooker wedding dress.

    it was Epic !

    That dress made it very clear what Howard was buying -
     
  17. Anfkid

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  18. Yomama

    Yomama Well-Known Member

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    thanks Anfkid !

    It's not just slutty - it's CHEAP looking. So amateurish design -wise.

    Howard's poor kids must have been so humiliated
     
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    Just awful....
     
  20. DaBUU

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    Unintentionally hilarious. :hehe: