This Is the Average Man's Body...How close do you compare?

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Guys of the shed....How close to this do you compare????
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    Todd is the most typical of American men. His proportions are based on averages from CDC anthropometric data. As a U.S. male age 30 to 39, his body mass index (BMI) is 29; just one shy of the medical definition of obese. At five-feet-nine-inches tall, his waist is 39 inches.
     
    Oct 23, 2014 #1
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    what no cut off gloves ?
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    That guy's face is very fem. I wonder if that correlates with nice, childbearing hips?
     
    Oct 23, 2014 #3
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    This makes me feel good.

    I'm doing much better than that, body wise.

    Not sure what my BMI is but, I'm 5'10" and I have a 32" waist.
     
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    My hair is slightly less gay.
     
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    ...that guy is fat and out of shape. im glad im not in his shape which kind of looks like a pear.
     
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    yeah ok..but is he beer can thick?
     
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    I compare very favourably to the creepy, soft and dickless man.
     
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    dude looks like the huge cock guy
     
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    Oh my god...you're right. It's like huge cock guy's bizarro enemy, micro cock guy.
     
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    Quite a tool on that tool.
     
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    But really guys, tell us ALL about your bodies. Stop with the funny funny.
     
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    Much better off, 6'1, 34" waist
     
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    Holy shit - I'm an Adonis! :band:
     
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    taller, thinner
     
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    shorter, thinner
     
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    mmmm todd looks like a sweet fuck
     
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    A little taller, thinner and WAY more muscular. Seriously, look at this dude's delts and polio legs!
     
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    Nice tits
     
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    I'm heading in that direction if I don't watch it. When I was 25, I weighed 30 pounds less than I do now at 42. I had the metabolism of a hummingbird back then, and could eat and drink all I wanted without gaining a pound. Carrying that attitude into my 40's isn't working out so well :( I just hate exercise, and I love Sonic Route 44 sweet teas and other shit that's bad for me. It's a dilemma, I tells ya.
     
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