this is the conversation i just had with a 21 year old lady friend

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    21 y.o.: "i miss you. i want to be with you right now."

    dinkus: "i miss you, too. i wish you were here too."

    21 y.o.: "i want to see you more. it's not fair!"

    dinkus: "aww, that's cute."

    21 y.o.: "what's cute?"

    dinkus: "you saying it's not fair like that."

    21 y.o.: "like what? i meant it. it's not fair."

    dinkus: "oh my god...you weren't putting on a cute pouty act, you were actually pouting. like, that was legitimate, straight up pouting!"

    21 y.o.: "well it wasn't fair."

    dinkus: "loolz."


    then she told me how many calories she ate today (1070).
     
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  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    exciting conversation
     
  3. DarkFriday

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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    What the fuck did I just read?
     
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  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Pow!
     
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    Semen is a high protein, low calorie treat?
     
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  7. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    When are you going to break the news that she's just a piece of fuck meat?
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    At 20 she probable knows that
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Dink, you seem very needy with these threads. Are you ok buddy?
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you're all a bunch of cynical turds. o_O
     
  13. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Likely not. Stage 5 clinger.
     
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    :munch:
     
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  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you should read my fashion threads.
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    That's cute.
     
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    Iroth мудак

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    Dink, if I wanted to talk to a 21 year old I would go out of my way to talk to one. Since we are all not fucking her we really don't care.

    Learn to internalize bro.
     
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    Well he could always marry her for a few months. At 21 6 months is a lifetime.
     
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  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it's not fair! hmmmmph.
     
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  20. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    valid point but that ain't gonna happen and we both know that.