This is the shit I have to deal with....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, May 20, 2015.

  1. Lemmy

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    At work, allegedly, I received a bulletin to be on the lookout for a guy that raped his girlfriend's mother then threatened to kill her whole family. He said that he'd shoot everyone.....especially the police then fired shots at the feet of his girlfriend before fleeing the area.

    Fine. We get this stuff frequently. I flip the page to see what this gentleman looks like in case I stumble upon him and this is the included pic.....

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    How the fuck does this get sent out?

    Send me a PM if anyone sees him. :toptip:
     
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  2. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    :jj:
     
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    Thats a whole new level of WTF?

    And I thought I had supervisors who could barely tie their fuckin shoe laces.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    It looks kind of like a guinea pig or a hamster to me.

    I'd start at the closest pet shop to the scene of the crime.
     
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    Looks like an African American male, age 18-45, 5' to 6'3 in height.

    Get the paddy wagons.
     
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    CPD: Boon Patrol
     
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    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    ?????????the fuck?????????
     
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    That is fucking awesome. :jj:
     
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    Batman with two hooded swordsmen coming at him!

    These are fun!
     
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    this could explain why so many black people get stopped.
     
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    Because they commit so much violence?
     
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    Yes, but in hindsight don't you think PW should have sold his bike to Francis? He was willing to pay top dollar.

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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    yorue looking for DBD?
     
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    I will never be able to drive downtown again w/o being scared.
     
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    :ral:
     
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