This Is the Vajankle, a Fleshlight Foot You Can Fuck

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I will just leave this here. ..read more over at Gizmodo



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    Just like the human/avatar ladyparts on which they're modeled, fleshlights come in all sorts of wacky shapes and colors. But if and when making love to a plastic robotvagina starts to lose its thrill, Sin Boutique is here to cushion your deep, dark fall with the latest solo sex substitute. In the form of a foot. You can now have sex with a plastic, vagina foot.

    Dubbed the Vajankle (because you can always make something worse if you put your mind to it), the disembodied sex leg is meant to appeal to the foot fetishists among us by sticking a vagina directly into a lobbed off ankle. Nail polish is, of course, optional.

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    If you, too, want to put your penis inside of a plastic, foot-shaped hole, the Vajankle can be yours for the low, one-time price of $180 dollars. Which is probably a steal compared to how much it would cost to Frankenstein yourself an actual vagina foot. You can even choose the nail polish/skin tone shade to match the real, decidedly less-fuckable human foot of your choice.
     
  2. Jewlican

    Jewlican Not this shit again! VIP

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    Do they have one with a butt-hole instead of a vajajay?
     
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  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Let's not make a mockery of this
     
  4. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Always been baffled by the foot fetish. :fil:
     
  5. greenchiclets

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    I wish you'd get out of here and stop pussyfooting around.
     
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    wife is a whore likes this.
  7. chapped

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    Jewlican Not this shit again! VIP

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    How about an elephant foot-stump with a human vagine? Has that been done, or is the market not there?
     
  9. Fawkesguy

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    Or, maybe a little farther down.
     
  10. ChristinesEmotionalFriend

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    I don't get the appeal. Even if you do have a foot fetish, feet don't have vaginas in them. Those horse vagina fleshlights are more understandable to me than this.
     
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    Wtf have we (men) come too... :rip:
     
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  12. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile Gold

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    I think it comes from being left on the ground as very young toddler. You become very aware of your mom's foot, maybe see her foot before she picks you up to breastfeed you. Maybe instead of holding you as a baby, she puts you on the ground and holds you with her feet while she watches tv
     
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    Do they have a dirty smelly one for the king of all blacks of this world.
     
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    Especially a fake foot.
     
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    No way, dude!
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    That was a profound insight!
     
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