WTF This is what happens when you try to buy cheetos at Walmart

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  1. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    So I've never been to Walmart before because that's where all those nightmare people shop. You see pics online of all those horrible monsters online with them weighing 600lbs and panties on the outside of their pants..well anyhoo I decided to stop there today because you see I have a calcium deficiency and I needed a snack for the road and they're the only place I heard of that stocks flaming hot cheetos.

    Well to my story.. I get into the parking lot and pull into this space and this raving lunatic mother starts moon walking into my bumper as I'm pulling into the space. I'm like right away this bitch is cray cray. She starts pounding on my window so I got out of the passenger side because she was glued to my door like some sucker thing you see in fish tanks. I get out of the car and that friggin kid of hers still strapped in the car seat starts throwing his shit at me. I'm like WHAT THE FUCK THIS FAMILY IS POSSESSED!!

    Then some other lady gets in my face I dunno why the fuck she's involved musta been a friend of that devil woman. I saw a cop car at the entrance and quickly informed them there's a woman on angel dust attacking my car. They went over to investigate and the baby started reaching into his diaper and throwing more shit at the cops! What kinda mother keeps that much shit in a babies diaper! Anyhoo I called my wife and told her what happened. I told her not to come down and bench press those two bitches cuz I wasn't about to hit a woman cuz well the cops were now involved. Well I got my flaming hot cheetos and left. Not two minutes down the road I see psycho mom and her shit flinging child chasing me flashing her lights. I tried to run, she followed. I was like If I get caught at a red light, I'm done. This satanic bitch will be all over me. I ducked into an apartment complex and lost her.

    Anyway, thought I'd get a little of the stress of the situation out by typing this here. I know what comments await me, don't worry.
     
  2. AcquiringSignal

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    This is why everyone should be heavily armed at all times.
     
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    there might be some karma at play here . . .

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    They need those greeters in the parking lot to take control.

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    not an entirely bad concept for a thread. Shit throwing embellishment took it down a notch though. Playing it straight could have worked. Better luck posting the cop's version.
     
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    Hillbillymart
     
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    You aren't married. negged
     
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    OMG, I'm dying over here. :haha:
     
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    are flaming hot cheetos any good?
     
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    :wtf:
    What website from hell did you copy and paste THIS from?? o_O
     
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    Where is this wallmart? What city?
     
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    Yeah really believable stuff.....
     
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    I miss Shivvy's weekend threads...:funny:
     
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    What the heck are flaming Cheetos? Is that like a flaming bag of poo?
     
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    THIS IS TURNING INTO AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR FUCKING CHEETOS! KNOW MY PAIN WOMAN! :pissed:
     
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    This is what happens when I try to get Cheetos at Walmart.


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