This is why asians are the best employees.

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Just told the cute little asian girl to go home early and she told me to fuck off because she wants to work some more. That's goddamn wonderful.




    *Disclaimer - the policy with regard to asians does not apply to capri pants boy.
     
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    :rolleye:
     
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  3. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    Fuck you. Pay me.
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    ching chong
     
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    at least find a google image that is close.
     
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    Traffic signals in the bay area should be in slope, because not only can they not drive or bike, they are the shittiest pedestrians as well.
     
  7. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    They love you long time?
     
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    dats wacist bwo
     
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  9. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    My boss was totally perving out on her yesterday. He kept talking about how I better make sure the guys in the office aren't going crazy over the cute new girl, lol!!!
     
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    upload_2015-1-15_18-53-49.jpeg
     
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    my goal in life is to hit it with an asian chick :yes:
     
  12. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I lost my virginity to a korean chick.
     
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    noice


    shit smell like kimchi?
     
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    they stink up the place when they microwave their "food"
     
  17. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Yes, but shorter and with glasses.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    What does her hair smell like?
     
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  19. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    She had one of the most delicious vaginas that I have ever known. We rekindled things a few years after I graduated and I swear she had the world's greatest pussy.
     
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  20. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    She smells very good. :facepalm: