This is why asians are the best employees.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Danas Boyfrien, Jan 15, 2015.

  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

    Reputations:
    145,239
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    26,477
    Likes Received:
    15,291
    Just told the cute little asian girl to go home early and she told me to fuck off because she wants to work some more. That's goddamn wonderful.




    *Disclaimer - the policy with regard to asians does not apply to capri pants boy.
     
    Summer likes this.
  2. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP

    Reputations:
    212,858
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    86,665
    Likes Received:
    17,549
    :rolleye:
     
    Summer likes this.
  3. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP

    Reputations:
    212,858
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    86,665
    Likes Received:
    17,549
    Fuck you. Pay me.
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

    Reputations:
    263,950
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    70,634
    Likes Received:
    42,816
    ching chong
     
    Summer and GoshGeeGolly like this.
  5. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

    Reputations:
    206,442
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    63,121
    Likes Received:
    28,703
    at least find a google image that is close.
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

    Reputations:
    236,080
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    47,969
    Likes Received:
    45,411
    Traffic signals in the bay area should be in slope, because not only can they not drive or bike, they are the shittiest pedestrians as well.
     
  7. Butcher

    Butcher ?

    Reputations:
    16,203
    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2010
    Messages:
    40,120
    Likes Received:
    3,382
    They love you long time?
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,406
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    21,102
    Likes Received:
    5,872

    dats wacist bwo
     
    Summer and DrivenByDemons like this.
  9. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

    Reputations:
    145,239
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    26,477
    Likes Received:
    15,291

    My boss was totally perving out on her yesterday. He kept talking about how I better make sure the guys in the office aren't going crazy over the cute new girl, lol!!!
     
    Bro likes this.
  10. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

    Reputations:
    128,140
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    26,199
    Likes Received:
    13,145
    upload_2015-1-15_18-53-49.jpeg
     
  11. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,406
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    21,102
    Likes Received:
    5,872
    my goal in life is to hit it with an asian chick :yes:
     
  12. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

    Reputations:
    145,239
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    26,477
    Likes Received:
    15,291

    I lost my virginity to a korean chick.
     
    redshirt and Gomez like this.
  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

    Reputations:
    236,080
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    47,969
    Likes Received:
    45,411
  14. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,406
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    21,102
    Likes Received:
    5,872

    noice


    shit smell like kimchi?
     
    Summer likes this.
  15. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

    Reputations:
    206,442
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    63,121
    Likes Received:
    28,703
    [​IMG]
     
    FunnyFarm2 and SorryBoff like this.
  16. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    133,878
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2010
    Messages:
    44,521
    Likes Received:
    24,207
    they stink up the place when they microwave their "food"
     
  17. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

    Reputations:
    145,239
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    26,477
    Likes Received:
    15,291


    Yes, but shorter and with glasses.
     
  18. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

    Reputations:
    56,028
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    46,222
    Likes Received:
    14,594
    What does her hair smell like?
     
    potroast likes this.
  19. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

    Reputations:
    145,239
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    26,477
    Likes Received:
    15,291

    She had one of the most delicious vaginas that I have ever known. We rekindled things a few years after I graduated and I swear she had the world's greatest pussy.
     
    RobotsVsMonsters likes this.
  20. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

    Reputations:
    145,239
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    26,477
    Likes Received:
    15,291

    She smells very good. :facepalm: