This is Why I Don't Mind Ralph...He's Not Afraid to Call Out Beth

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  1. Famous

    Famous Well-Known Member

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    Fast forward to the 2:37 mark:

    [video=youtube;I1072Cc6lvE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1072Cc6lvE[/video]


    Artie laughs because he knows the comparison is kind of true. They all groan, though, as if it's off-base and out of line.

    I literally let out a huge laugh at Robin's ""she's an independent woman with a career!" How do these people say this shit with a straight-face? Ass-kissing must be hard work.

    I love how Howard starts bragging about how much Beth "made" last year. All on Howard's name! She is absolutely no different than Ralph. At least Ralph has a discernible, legitimate, career.

    I never quite understood the bashing of Ralph's job. Celebrity stylists do not work a normal 9-5. That's a given.
     
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    Ralph is pretty much the only person who blatantly told Howard that marrying Beth would be a mistake, by the way.

    In one of the earliest tales of how Howard & Beth met, Howard and Ralph both admitted that Beth was talking to Ralph first. I firmly believe it's because she knew Ralph was her in toward Howard.

    Howard felt good that he took her from Ralph, and from the South African man she was on a date with. He doesn't realize how fucking stupid he sounds, or how bad he makes her look when he brags about that. Ok, so this chick is on a date with a man, and ends up flirting with another man, and leaving with him, and going up to his apartment hours later?

    Nothing convinning or usery about that. Noooothing to do with Howard's checkbook....
     
  3. ARM

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    I bet Ralph's "work week" is tougher than Gary's at this point. His prep for GEEKTIME is 100x more ambitious than Howard's show, ESPECIALLY guest originality! Howard/Gary have become lazier than fucking Cheech and Chong in 2012,and more out of touch and out of time than Hall and Oates with pop-culture.
     
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    Ralph is an asshole by nature. He will call people out, and they apologize and kiss Howard's ass when he has to.
     
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    Ralph is an acknowledged leech. Beth is still in the closet so to speak. And so is Wiggy to concerning her no talent having ass as well . . .
     
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    I think it's partially because he's bad at it. Howard wears emo clothes and scarves in the summertime. Ralph is ok, he just makes Wiggy look even more stupid. It's better than him dressing himself as was evidenced by the manicure picture.
     
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    And Robin kissing ass saying "She's an independent woman with a career" makes me cringe . . .
     
  8. ARM

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    I knew the show had taken a huge nosedive when RALPH became one of the better people on the show to me. On the list of shitty things on the show to address Ralph is very low on that list these days. If Benjy is a 1 (1 being the highest priority) in things to dump immediately then Ralph is an 8 or 9 to me at this stage.
     
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    YESSIR, that maybe the most cringe worthy part of that footage!
     
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    Really?
     
  11. HAL

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    Nothing wrong with Beth
     
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    It is now 2012.

    He has Learned to kiss ass.

    Back then he was just a jilted girlfriend.
     
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    this is why you like Ralph? really? he could not come off more cunty
     
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    This.

    That was then--remember, Ralph also puked in the washing machine--he now knows how to conduct himself in order to stay on the gravy train.
     
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    Sorta. He puked in his bed then threw the linen into the washer without removing the chunks first :facepalm:
     
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    we don't really know what he did or didn't do .....we only have
    Stern's word .........and is that worth anything? was it ever? :dontknow:
     
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    Public wife versus the kept women??????
     
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    I hate to admit it, but i don't really mind him anymore. I havent heard him on the show too much lately either. I guess that shows how bad the show has gotten.
     
  20. quitefrankly

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    ralph dont listen to the show anymore
    wiggy gave him his own