this is why i don't return my shopping cart to the rail racks

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by SIPAWITZ, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    My uncle junior and I were in a wetsons hamburger joint..I was about 6 or 7
    I went to empty my tray and he says "whoa, what are you doing..you wanna make that kid in the white hat lose his job...fahgeddboutit lets go"

    Sage advice indeed
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What kind of burger did you get?
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Anybody named uncle junior is probably a real badass. Even after he's old, people still fear him.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    prolly cheese..this was like 40 years ago
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    he was a teamster...worked the javitz center in midtown
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    So the next time you feel compelled to walk that extra 15 yards to return the cart...think of uncle junior
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    He told all your girl cousins you didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete.
     
  8. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    lol...and he was wrong
     
  9. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Jacob javitz center...what is it now?
     
  10. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    is uncle junior's father named uncle senior?
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    you just reminded me I had a mad crush on my cousin cookle
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    grandpa joe
     
  13. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I don't think Uncle Junior would have wanted us to empty our tray and stack it on top of the wastebasket at the fast food joints either.
     
  14. Just Peachy

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    I have to return carts. I know that karma will get me with a nice ding if I don't.
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

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    I think of all the jaguars in the parking lot that it could roll into. Sure glad the store isn't responsible.... :hhh:
     
  16. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    he was a real stickler for details
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    please don't return the cart next time...you will feel liberated
     
  18. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i always return my cart because i'm not a lazy cunt.
     
  19. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    zigzag man is gay and faggot
     
  20. tHISisKiSSeL

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    right