This is why I'm broke

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  1. loogaroo

    loogaroo Well-Known Member

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    http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

    cool site if you wanna buy dumb expensive shit


    mustang pool table
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    shower head that changes colors
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    underground parking dock
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    marshall amplifier fridge
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    Don’t just make it rain at the strip club – make it tropical storm – with this quick dispensing cash cannon! Built for speed and performance, this baby will shoot your entire life savings all over the dance floor in record time as you make the worst decision of your life! YOLO.

    Check it out
    $59.99
     
  3. Tranquil

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    Only $65,000.00 seems like a deal.
     
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    i have this. it works great. i got it while i was chair bound last summer. No fly was safe when it came within range. it is 100% effective. its buckshot for flies and spiders. its spread pattern is sufficient that the fly cannot get out of the way fast enough to avoid the salt.
     
  5. Capn Crud

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    You ever use it whilst cooking or eating? That would be fun
     
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    nope. it barely fires a pinch of salt (to a fly that's probably sandblasting it). shooting salt on the food would probably take 5 shots.
     
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    Illegal in California. :fil:
     
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    really? a pump action saltshaker?
     
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    IDK, but maybe.
     
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    if converted to a full auto it could cause high blood pressure ;)
     
  11. yosemite sam

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    Now every chick can say she has been double fisted
     
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    Thanks for the explanation, we were all wondering about that.
     
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    For douchebags only... MacBook selfie stick. I hope that everyone who buys this thing drops their fucking computer onto concrete or into a large body of water.

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    i love how the guy is standing in brooklyn :rofl:
     
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    Dumb hipster. Needs a life lesson in destroyed property.
     
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    What a sad exhibition of people who are bored and armed with a credit card , thereby needing something new and unnecessary . Consumerism at it's worst .
     
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    That parking dock is really something.
     
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    I'll bet it's great after it fills with water during a heavy rain.
     
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    The remote controlled flying fuck is only $29.99 :dontknow: