This is why KFC smells delicious

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This is how KFC actually makes its fried chicken from beginning to end




    1. Inspect chicken breasts, thighs, legs and wings

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    KFC uses real chickens but those chickens come in a bag because they've already been processed into the desirable cuts. The first step in making KFC fried chicken is to check the chicken. Basically, it's a quality control thing, the people in the back of the restaurant are seeing if the chicken is bruised, if there is excess fat or leftover feathers or accidental organs left in. They're usually fine.

    2. Dunk chicken into the brine
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    It's to get the breading to stick.

    3. Dry off the chicken by tossing the chicken around 7 times
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    You'll soon see that KFC is obsessed with doing things 7 times. The drying toss is done to ensure the chicken isn't too wet when it hits the breading.

    4. Lay out the chicken onto the secret Original Recipe breading
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    Now the fun begins.

    5. Cover the chicken in the breading with a pseudo breaststroke motion
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    The breading is so fine that when you put your hands in the mixing tub, it basically feels like swimming in fairy dust.

    6. For 7 times
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    Yup, 7 strokes.

    7. Collect the chicken in a basket and do this (quite fun) see saw motion... 7 times
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    Again, with the 7 times. This is done to make sure the chicken isn't over-breaded (and to re-use the breading).

    8. Place the breaded chicken on the frying rack
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    There's a whole chart that KFC uses to teach its employees how to place the breaded chicken cuts on a rack with different illustrations depending on the size of the cuts.

    9. Rack 'em and pressure fry them
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    KFC pressure fries its fried chicken which sounds scary and awesome and requires special machines to do so.

    10. Wait over 10 minutes for the machines to do their thing and... that's how you make KFC fried chicken.
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    They are selling whole deep fried turkeys for thanks giving.
     
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    I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR THANKSGIVING
     
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    This gif is basically 2manboobs and his faggot threads in a nutshell
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I wish they sold their pepper mayonnaise sauce in a bottle
     
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    Last year I think I ate about half the turkey
     
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    What in God's the fuck name are you blathering about
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    very informative, would read again.
     
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    The sauce they put on the Big Crunch thingy
     
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    And what the fuck is THAT
     
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    I don't believe any of this.
     
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    :SeXt:
     
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    THAT LOOKS RIDICULOUS


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    shocking that HAL is in a food thread :pig:
     
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    wha