This is your new Jazzercise teacher. Do you lose faith in Jazzercise and leave?

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Did she used to be even bigger, like 50 lbs bigger? If she lost it doing Jazzercize, I'd have some faith
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Yes.
     
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    After I saw the basket in the front Of the bike I would say yes cause you know its for snacks.
     
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    For humans?
     
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    Jazzersize is for fat womens reason not to sweat and say they worked out. Might as well go for a brisk walk and say to your husband I exercised today. Fucking Ponderus:facepalm:
     
  8. baltimore mike

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    is that you bob?
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Yes, would you like to ride in my basket?
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It's for Muscle Milk!
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    She says she burns like 1,600 calories in a Jazzercise workout, though.
     
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    thats horseshit, unless she does it for 8 hours straight. I have done 4 miles on the treadmill in say 30 min and it only said I burned 550 calories.
     
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    I would call her a work in progress, then. She still has a long way to go but she obviously found something that has been a success for her. I think she can be an encouragement to those that might be intimidated by a size 0 instructor. Her situation is realistic and there are probably many students that could relate to her
     
  14. baltimore mike

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    i wouldnt fuck bob with my dead dads dick :jj:
     
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    I've been thinking about signing up. Someone I work with wants to go and I wouldn't mind having someone to do this with
     
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    dont listen to me, I have no idea what jazzersize is. I am sure it is fine and better than doing nothing. I just picture it like a richard simmons workout of stepping in place and doing arm circles.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I don't know if people goof on the term "big-boned" or whatever but her frame is bigger than all of the other instructors. It's like the Smiths' song, "Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others."
     
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    Zumba classes seem more fun get a better sweat than jazzersize.:dontknow:
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Her muscle tone looks great in the bicycle photo, too. Pump those crazy legs.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Is sweat necessary to lose weight?