WTF This isn't a joke or a racist thread: A buncha Mexicans just stole my leaf blower

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  1. Anfkid

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    I was making dinner and noticed the garage was opened. I went in and noticed the leaf blower which was right in the front, GONE! I called the cops and they found em 3 blocks away running down the road with the shit on one of their backs like a Ghostbuster chasing Slimer.

    Well I got it back but when the cops stopped em they dropped it and ran and it's fuckin busted now!!!! Now I gotta deal with this horseshit tomorrow. :pissed:

    Fin-
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    sorry dude
     
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    you bastard!
     
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    Why did you have a leaf blower? Just hire Mexicans to landscape...
     
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    Some people like to do their own yard work! :fil:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Maybe that's why they did it, to up their demand
     
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    I thought you lived in Manhattan?
     
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    sounds like someone else hired them first lol
     
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    :cwl:

    Chase him down and tell him he's banned from Dawg's Shed!!!
     
  12. Anfkid

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    Long Island.
     
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    OOOOOH big talk from the guy who's banned from Niggz thread!!!!!!! :owned:
     
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    so basically you stopped some new immigrants from being gainfully employed? :mad:
     
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    He should have turned on the leaf blower and flown away
     
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    Hopefully he learned a lesson...
     
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    Cue the gun fags to come in here talking about "if only you'd had a gun".
     
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    ALERT!!!!

    WTF? All Mexicans want a leaf blower?!!
     
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    :jj:
     
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