News This isn't a joke or a racist thread: My Jewish coworkers just ate all of the bagels.

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  1. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    None left for me.
     
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    yuou need to get to work earlier..
     
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    this thread would've been great


    in the bar
     
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    Bring in doughnuts that will fuck them up..:)
     
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    What do they do at your job ? Bring in 2 bagels and let everyone fight over them ?
    How many did he eat ?
    Bagels are very filling. :grad:
     
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    Good for them :dontknow:
     
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    Well, we can make this quasi racist if you'd like: are you black and did you just get to work late because of your skin color because we know skin color has EVERYTHING to do with getting to work on time?
     
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    Yup Yup Yup

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    This guy has been Shedding Skin color forever! :c
     
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    Shedding Skin already revealed himself.
     
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    Also, this wasn't a good joke.
     
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    As a gay man?

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    Well thanks anyway! :rs:
     
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    do you work in a pickle factory?
     
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    Interesting??!?!?!?!?

    Well....they're "The Chosen Ones"! They have to be first in line for media jobs, parking spaces, frieght elevators, front row Knicks games, and bagels!

    I used to work in an alt school and oddly - we'd have staff bagels once a week (someone new got them every week) derived from an end of the year party, petty cash, office-pool fund.

    There were ABOUT 4 Jewish people that worked in this small alt school. As soon as those blasted bagels were plopped on the table in the morning - they'd just do this U.S. Marshal move where'd they just launch themselves into the teacher's lounge and take it over. They'd drop whatever they were doing (or not doing) to make sure they were first on line to get what and how much they wanted -- ALL four staffers?!!? They were PUSHY too -- almost irritatingly COMPETITIVE about it??? And they weren't even especially super friends with each other (half weren't).

    It became comical after a while how consistent and insistent they were at this ritual. Eventually when I picked up on it fully - my co-worker friends working there would deliberately hang out in the room to watch or cockblock them from being first all the time.

    You could see they just couldn't take not being first or close to first. We started to do other shit like hide the bagel knives or butter and cream cheese to watch them go nuts looking around the school. They'd even have the audacity to YELL at whomever the person was bringing in the bagels. If they were late with when the bagels typically were brought in -- that poor bastard ALWAYS got read the Long Island Yenta Jewish whine riot act.

    The other thing was fucking sandwich deli trays (*as sent by Howard for the Principal's fathers death)!!! Every now again the school would have a staff lunch - and if you think Jews love bagels - wait'll your workplace brings in deli trays and salads (chicken, tuna, egg, potato, macaroni, garden etc) for lunch!?!?!?
     
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    Thank you for understanding my frustrations and sharing your experience!
     
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    P.S.

    I don't even wanna think about how Chinese Food goes in that scenario??
     
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    Some stereotypes are just true and are stereotypes for a reason. I'm half polish (and half Italian) and am the biggest scatterbrain Jack Tripper klutz you know - living up to every bit of that stigma.
     
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