This isn't gonna make any sense

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by headerheader, Dec 24, 2015.

  1. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    But I'm thoroughly intoxicated and I wanna fuck a married dude that lives in San Francisco

    I will not divulge how we met. Its fucking absurd.

    He is being all respectful to his marriage but FUCK I just wanna sit on his face.
     
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    I'm absolutely and DEFINITELY going to regret this thread tomorrow
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Yeah, married men are bad news...but they know how to fuck.
     
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    Omg like... I'm a fucking wreck. he makes my lady bits wet. He's been all NOBLE because he is married

    He doesn't even know it.

    They're gonna divorce and she is wretched and hasn't fucked him in 7 months.

    Agaim.... I will regret this thread tomorrow.
     
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    Just fuck him.
     
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    THEY REALLY ARE GONNA DIVORCE
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Total married guy line who's trying to work you.
     
  10. headerheader

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    It's working

    *humps air*
     
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    He'll never leave her.
     
  12. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    AOL Chat room?
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Yeah, he'll never leave his wife. He'll fuck Header once or twice, and after the novelty wears off he'll toss her in the trash.
     
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    That's the married cheater playbook.
     
  15. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Seen it a hundred times.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I'm married as fuck.
     
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    Do you want to just fuck him or be with him? Him getting a divorce shouldn't be your concern if you just want a fuck.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Hey, asshole. Wait until he's divorced, then see what happens. JFC
     
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